-> "The Douchebag Waltz"
Original Song Title:
"She’s Always A Woman " (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Douchebag Waltz"
Now my wife's getting riled, coz I'm quite juvenile
I just dropped a loud fart in the cereal aisle
And when shoppers turned 'round, I proclaimed "it was she!"
I'll pay for it later; my missus is cheesed off with me
Since we first fell in love, my girl's patience I've tested
Had my cop buddy call, say "your dad's been arrested"
As she rushed to the station, I giggled with glee
It was totally worth my exile on the couch for a week
Oh...hide her purse on high shelf
Replace sugar with salt
Pour hot sauce in her wine
Oh...though she’s chewing me out
I won’t ever give in
I love crossing her line....
I will turn off the light when I know that she's readin'
For her birthday I bought her a sex doll from Sweden
And our romantic dinner was at Maccy D's
Well, I thought it was funny but now she's not talking to me
Oh...she's dressed up as an elf
Coz her invite I swapped
And the party's black tie
Oh...if you have any doubt
Who's the world's biggest d*ck
Rest assured; I'm your guy!
Swapped her sunscreen for ranch while she played in the surf
Shower-head filled with blue dye; she looked like a Smurf
Online sale of her panties, cockroach in her Brie
But she didn't get cross, she just slept with my boss
Fair enough...well played, dear: you got me!
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