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Song Parodies -> "Trek Sex Epiphany"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast At Tiffany's"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Deep Blue Something

Parody Song Title:

"Trek Sex Epiphany"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

This is my 50th parody...yay me!! I hope you enjoy it....
You are an Enterprise-ing lover
Your Vulcan ears are rubber
Like my new underwear
Six hours...we've Shatner-ed our old record
You look Borg-tastic nekkid
With your big Uhura hair

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
My phaser's primed, won't ...you beam me up, hottie!
Hey baby, just kling-on..I'm sure that you'll like it
Love long and prosper..you're making me hot!

My space babe, I am (Mc)coy no longer
Your tractor beam gets stronger
We're gonna hit Warp 3!!
So hold on, my lovemaking will rock you
You love it when I Spock you
Let's get interplanet'ry....

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
We're on the bridge, I...can be your commander
Hey baby, just kling-on..I'm sure that you'll like it
Love long and prosper..you're making me hot!

Oh yeah, a big bang we're pursuin'
You sure know what you're Doohan
You make my Worf bezerk!
I am no more a messed-up-Data
My hyperdrive is greater
When you are touching my Kirk!

I think I've just had a Trek Sex Epiphany
My phaser's primed, won't ..you beam me up, hottie!
Hey baby just kling-on, you're making my Pic-ard
I'll boldly go where no man's gone before!





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mac - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Spocking good!
Arwen - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
So you're having an affair with a Trekkie? That's my job! ; ) 5s...
TJC - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I hear Tribbles are great for apre clean up! 5's
Michael Pacholek - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Your inertial dampers are failing. This is not one of the better Trek parodies.
Meriadoc - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but very funny! And come where no man has come before...? ;-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
The title was funnier than the song, but I gotta admit that you know your Trek. And using words like epiphany can never be a bad thing so 444.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Dammit, Jim.... I'm a doctor, not a pimp...."
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
How on earth does someone think of a title like "Trek Sex Epiphany"? I hope this isn't documentary, Kristof ;-)
Ashkicksass - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! Great job. Sorry for the delay - I've been on vacation.

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