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Song Parodies -> "R2D2"

Original Song Title:

"Close To You"

Original Performer:

The Carpenters

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A silly little Star Wars parody I wrote over lunch...
You're a friend
Of C-3PO
He is gay, don't you know?
From a star
They call you R

You're involved
In star wars affairs
But you can't climb up stairs
Not Jar Jar
They call you R

On the day that you were made, somebody found a trashcan
And decided it would make a lovely droid
And they gave you all the best lines in the movie
Though you do not say a woid!!

Maybe you've
Won the Jawas' hearts
Or they just want spare parts
Run, Artoo!
They're getting too
Close to you!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 3   1
 4   1
 5   3

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Steve K. - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Master Yoda, the Farce is strong with this one.
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Cheers Steve!
Arwen - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
WOID! It made me laugh probably a little harder than it should have! Excellent job!! 555!
Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, babe...woid is my favourite bit..glad you liked it
Claude Prez - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
My fave of yours today; one of those quick perfect ones. Very funny.
Kristof Robertson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude...y'know, I've realised that the really quick ones often turn out the best. If you've got to think too hard about a song, it ain't working. Cheers
Agrimorfee - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
In the words of Lord Vader, "Impressive--most impressive!" 555

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