-> "R U Footloose?"
Original Song Title:
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"R U Footloose?"
I just cut loose!
(Doo doo-da-doo-doo, doo-doo) I feel Footloose!
(Doo doo-da-doo-doo, doo-doo) We're all Footloose!
(oh-oh oh-oh a-oh-oh-oh) R U Footloose?
My, my, my, my (I luv Footloose!)
I've been workin'so hard
Keep punchin'that ol' card
Eight hours for goddamn what?
What the hell, I'll tell U what I got
I feel badtime, it holds me down
The ceiling gets hit; I'll tear up this town
With my cowboy boots
I'll dance like a moronI'm Footloose!
I told U, redneckI feel Footloose!
Yeah, that's how we do it in the stickswe're all Footloose!
Get off that cow, manthat ain't Footloose!
Yo, let me bust a funky line-dancelets get Footloose!
Hey there JackLouise
Before we all crack, pull me offa my knees
This tuneis a big hit
Be careful U don't tread in cows**t
I be yearnin'Marie
Kick ya Sunday shoes off, shake-a shake dat ass for me
Like that, like that
Word, Lori Singer- I like your rack
There's no beerjust Jesus Juice
Hey, this is the 80'sWe're Footloose!
Yo! Big Chris Penn!.R U Footloose?
U ain't as good as Seanbut you're Footloose!
Yo, Sarah J Jessica ParkerU sure R loose!
Give me a songfrom Kenny
Make it a hit, he won't have many
U playso cool
(Now here's a crappy rhyme; "obeyin' ev'ry rule"??)
So somehow it fits the movie we made
All our folksare stern
Keepin' really warm with the books that they burn
We wantto dance
With our big hair and our really tight pants
Hey there, girlsR U Footloose?
Coz I'm Footloose!
Go to the sto'yessirree!
Get yo' credit card out, buy the DV-dang-D
Thenpunch your fist in the air
With your left feet, people laugh but U don't care
This ain't noDirty Dancin'
Sure ain't no catalyst for romancing'
Moveshake and jump
Who gives a toss if U look like a chump? chump? chump? chump?
DudeR U Footloose?
Look maI'm in Footloose!
Pat Swayze got hyped, boy- but he knows he ain'the ain't Footloose!
What the hell"cool" is out
R U footloose?
U look Footloose
We're all Footloose!
Ev'ry time U see me
The Bacon's on the grill
I'm dope on the floor
With my heel-toe dancin' skill
They call me a rebel
I'm no boy scout
With all my Okla-homies
We're kickin' out!
I always get the girl
My character was Ren
It's Bacon who's shakin', it's Kevin who's revvin'
I was in A Few Good Men
Say what the?
R U Footloose?
C'mon, cut loose!
We're all Footloose!
Yeahje suis Footloose
In Germanich bin Fuss-lose!
Too whitebut Footloose
YoI'm gettin' boredwho's Footloose?
Blah blah blah blah blahfreakin' Footloose.
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