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Song Parodies -> "R U Footloose?"

Original Song Title:

"U Can't Touch This"

Original Performer:

MC Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"R U Footloose?"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A real culture clash...two of the greatest dancers of all time...MC Hammer and Kevin Bacon...mix it up big time. Kevin struts out in cowboy hat and parachute pants and starts bustin' rhymes....
I just cut loose!

(Doo doo-da-doo-doo, doo-doo) I feel Footloose!
(Doo doo-da-doo-doo, doo-doo) We're all Footloose!
(oh-oh oh-oh a-oh-oh-oh) R U Footloose?

My, my, my, my (I luv Footloose!)
I've been workin'so hard
Keep punchin'that ol' card
Eight hours for goddamn what?
What the hell, I'll tell U what I got
I feel badtime, it holds me down
The ceiling gets hit; I'll tear up this town
With my cowboy boots
I'll dance like a moronI'm Footloose!

I told U, redneckI feel Footloose!
Yeah, that's how we do it in the stickswe're all Footloose!
Get off that cow, manthat ain't Footloose!
Yo, let me bust a funky line-dancelets get Footloose!

Hey there JackLouise
Before we all crack, pull me offa my knees
This tuneis a big hit
Be careful U don't tread in cows**t
I be yearnin'Marie
Kick ya Sunday shoes off, shake-a shake dat ass for me
Like that, like that
Word, Lori Singer- I like your rack
There's no beerjust Jesus Juice
Hey, this is the 80'sWe're Footloose!

Yo! Big Chris Penn!.R U Footloose?
U ain't as good as Seanbut you're Footloose!
Yo, Sarah J Jessica ParkerU sure R loose!

Give me a songfrom Kenny
Make it a hit, he won't have many
U playso cool
(Now here's a crappy rhyme; "obeyin' ev'ry rule"??)
That's wackclich├ęd
So somehow it fits the movie we made
All our folksare stern
Keepin' really warm with the books that they burn
We wantto dance
With our big hair and our really tight pants

Hey there, girlsR U Footloose?
Coz I'm Footloose!
Big hoe-down!



Go to the sto'yessirree!
Get yo' credit card out, buy the DV-dang-D
Thenpunch your fist in the air
With your left feet, people laugh but U don't care
This ain't noDirty Dancin'
Sure ain't no catalyst for romancing'
Moveshake and jump
Who gives a toss if U look like a chump? chump? chump? chump?

DudeR U Footloose?
Look maI'm in Footloose!
Pat Swayze got hyped, boy- but he knows he ain'the ain't Footloose!
What the hell"cool" is out
Big hoe-down!



R U footloose?
U look Footloose
J-Lo's Footloose
We're all Footloose!
Big hoe-down!



Ev'ry time U see me
The Bacon's on the grill
I'm dope on the floor
With my heel-toe dancin' skill
They call me a rebel
I'm no boy scout
With all my Okla-homies
We're kickin' out!
I always get the girl
My character was Ren
It's Bacon who's shakin', it's Kevin who's revvin'
I was in A Few Good Men
Say what the?

R U Footloose?
C'mon, cut loose!
We're all Footloose!
Yeahje suis Footloose
In Germanich bin Fuss-lose!
Too whitebut Footloose
YoI'm gettin' boredwho's Footloose?
Blah blah blah blah blahfreakin' Footloose.

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Lionel Mertens - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This Oklahomie sure enjoyed this shin dig. 5's
John Barry - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Five degrees of almalgamation.
Matthias - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved the last line... It was amazing!!!! Freaking Footloose indeed!!!!
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
that combination just floored floored me, in fact
AFW - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent and funny re-do on what had to be difficult, to say the least...a rap song.. Fives upward...
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to my homies:- MC Mert, JAB Diddy, Run DMatthiasC, Eminalvin and Snoop AFW....yes, AFW; this was an absolute mutha to get right, thanks for the feedback!
Jason - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Fantasic! 555
Stuart McArthur - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
just as well you reused chunks of the original lyrics Kristof, because I got so lost following it to the OS - not your fault - it just goes so fast - this must be up there for one of the hardest OSes to parody - but I loved all the left-field gags as usual, and the idea is just funny in itself - 555
Kristof Robertson - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Dr Drason and Stu-pac. Stu, you're bang IS hard to follow coz Hammer tends to run words together and freestyle alot; so well done for trying. When I record this parody (:-)) you'll see how it's done....

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