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Also known as: Stanley Kirk Burrell. Submitted by: mg
Also known as: Michael Charles Hammer. Submitted by: Destro
Known informally as: Spinmaster/Black Tornado. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"MC Hammer" | "US Navy Aviation Store Keeper " | - Tarzan |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
MC Hammered | He was ridiculed as "Sell-Out" over merchandise | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
E=MC Hammer Squared | If Hammer becomes interested in science? | Rachel |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"2 Legit 2 Shit" | "2 Legit 2 Quit" | Kacper |
"Don't Eat This" | "U Can't Touch This" | Anonymous Bob |
"I Can Touch This!" | "U Can't Touch This" | emoettechick92 |
"Addams' Booze" | "Addams' Groove" | rapper |
"Don't touch me" | "Can't Touch This" | Uglychick_06 |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Touch Too Much," AC/DC | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
"I Ain't No Quitter," Shania Twain | "Too Legit To Quit," MC Hammer | |
"The Real Me," The Who | "2 Legit 2 Quit," MC Hammer | |
"Poison Ivy," The Coasters | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"U Can’t Touch This" | "U Can’t Eat This" | Mikazuki Augus |
"U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | wildcard |
"U Can't Touch This" | "We Can't Fund This" | Bob Gomez |
"U Can't Touch This" | "You Can't Fight Us" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"U Cant Touch This" | "U Cant Catch Me" | Ann Hammond |
"U Can't Touch This" | "I Can't Touch This" | Maghon Barkley |
"U Can't Touch This" | "I Don't Know This" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"You Can't Touch This" | "I Could Play These" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
"U Can't Touch This" | "R U Footloose?" | Kristof Robertson |
"U Can't Touch This" | "Chuck Norris (What Else)" | Pixton Chuck |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
U Can't Touch This | Nintendo DS Game Systems | Brandon Reina |
Here Comes the Hammer | ACE Hardware Store | mmcm312 |
U Can't Touch This | PSA about sexual harrassment | Andrea Huckstep |
U Can't Touch This | Sexual Assault Helpline | JimBob |
U Can't Touch This | Bug Spray | Chris H. |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
U Can't Touch This | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
U Can't Touch This | Children's Museum | Scandia |
U Can't Touch This | STD Clinic | LaLaLisa |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Here Comes A Regular The Replacements | Here Comes The Hammer M.C. Hammer | Here Comes A Regular Hammer As opposed to an irregular one?? | Joe |
88 Lines About 44 Women The Nails | 2 Legit 2 Quit MC Hammer | 88 Lines About 44 Women 2 Legit 2 Quit | Reggie Pillbox |
Addams Groove M.C. Hammer | The Groove Line Heatwave | The Addams Groove Line Nothin' like early 90s rap and 70s disco together | Gus |
U Can't Touch This MC Hammer | This Cowboy's Hat Chris LeDoux | U Can't Touch This Cowboy's Hat Hands off! | Edward |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional M.C. Hammer Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Pray"
Misheard Lyrics: We got to play
Original Lyrics: We got to pray
| "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics: Prank
Original Lyrics: Pray
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"U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: Stop! Have the time!
Original Lyrics: Stop! Hammer time!
| "Addams Groove"
Misheard Lyrics: But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester
Man, them some strange names They do what they want to do, say what they want to say Live how they want to live, pray how they want to pray Dance how they want to dance, kick and they're not afraid Original Lyrics: But Wednesday, Pugsley, Gomez, Fester
Man, them some strange neighbors They do what they want to do, say what they want to say Live how they want to live, play how they want to play Dance how they want to dance, kick and they slap a friend |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Here Comes The Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics: Pick up the hammer!
Original Lyrics: Here comes the hammer!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Archibald III I first heard this song on a mix CD that was made for me as a 7 year old. I didn’t know the official song title until at least 6-7 years after I had my mix CD. This is how little me heard it back then. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Can't touch this
Can't touch this Can't touch this Why They're Repetitive: Yes, we know we can't touch it! What more do you want from me. What don't you want me to touch. I didn't touch 'this' in the first place so get off my back. How many times do you have to repeat it?
Submitted by: Val R.
| "U Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can't touch this!
Why They're Repetitive: How many times is this repeated in the song? 20? 50? 100?
Submitted by: P4
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"Have You Seen Her?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Searchin' 'round the world, what more can I say?
The girl is hard to see, like an unseen DJ. Why They're Nonsensical: This is, in my opinion, one of the stupidest sounding lyrics ever included in a pop song. Granted, MC Hammer is hardly known for prolific song lyrics, but this particular song is supposed to come across as 'serious' -- but that 'unseen dj' lyric sounds ridiculous.
Submitted by: Michael S.
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"U Can't Touch This"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Music hit's me so hard,
Makes me scream 'Oh my Lord!' Why They're Misrhymed: It's just stupid and doesn't rhyme.
Submitted by: Matthew Pitcher
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"Have You Seen Her"
The Dated Lyrics: I'm a keep looking
in the movies in my car on my stereo On A Different World and The Cosby Show Why They're Dated: Considering that A Different World and The Cosby Show exist only in reruns it's safe to say that this is the biggest reason why these lyrics are dated.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Can't Touch This"
The Dated Lyrics: What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn the charts?
Why They're Dated: It's no longer the 90's
Submitted by: helena
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"Addams Groove"
The Song Lyrics: Addams, too legit (x2)
Who's too legit? The Addams Family. Song They Mention: He makes reference to his preceding single, "Too Legit To Quit" (albeit half the title).
Submitted by: Gus
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