Fun Music Information -> MC Hammer
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stanley Kirk Burrell. Submitted by: mg
Also known as: Michael Charles Hammer. Submitted by: Destro
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| M-T Hammer | Look Ma, I'm Touchin' this! Nobody here to stop me! | Class-E |
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Don't Eat This" | "U Can't Touch This" | Anonymous Bob |
| "I Can Touch This!" | "U Can't Touch This" | emoettechick92 |
| "Addams' Booze" | "Addams' Groove" | rapper |
| "Tell The Jerk To Quit" | "Too Legit To Quit" | skaterben |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Let Me Touch You For A While" | "U Can't Touch This," M.C. Hammer | Sonya |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Addams' Grove" originally "Addams' Groove"
Regina Olsen
"U Can't Touch His" originally "U Can't Touch This"
mandylee
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Spray" originally "Pray"
Micky
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Turtle Power" | "Leno Power!" | Sam Leno/The WereLeno |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "I Can't Touch This" | Maghon Barkley |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "I Don't Know This" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "You Can't Touch This" | "I Could Play These" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "R U Footloose?" | Kristof Robertson |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "Chuck Norris (What Else)" | Pixton Chuck |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "There's No Justice" | Ned Riley |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "I'll Mock This" | Shadow |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "U Got A Cordless?" | Rich Kapalin |
| "U Can't Touch This" | "MC Hatter (McGee's Alice)" | GB |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| U Can't Touch This | PSA about sexual harrassment | Andrea Huckstep |
| U Can't Touch This | Sexual Assault Helpline | JimBob |
| U Can't Touch This | Bug Spray | Chris H. |
| U Can't Touch This | Safes, Vaults, Etc. | Max Maxter |
| U Can't Touch This | Locks | nickie |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| U Can't Touch This | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
| U Can't Touch This | Children's Museum | Scandia |
| U Can't Touch This | STD Clinic | LaLaLisa |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Maynard's D*** Tool | U Can't Touch This MC Hammer | Maynard Can't Touch This D*** And now he's weeping shades of cozened indigo. | Wise Man Number Three |
| U Can't Touch This M.C. Hammer | Toucha Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me Cast Of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' | U Can't Toucha Toucha Toucha Toucha This | soul ii |
| U Can't Touch This M.C. Hammer | Touch Me In The Morning Diana Ross | This U Can't Touch In The Morning | soul ii |
| U Can't Touch This M.C. Hammer | Touch Me In The Morning Diana Ross | U Can't Touch Me In The Morning | soul ii |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Billie Joe Arm & Hammer Strong
Billie Joe Armstrong combined with MC Hammer
Submitted By: Millie Verst
Sister Sledgehammer
Sister Sledge combined with MC Hammer
Imagine what would happen if U did touch this?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
OMC Hammer
OMC combined with MC Hammer
Submitted By: Sheryl Crowbar
MT Hammer
MC Hammer combined with Ice-T
Submitted By: rap
There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: King Testis
Original Lyrics: Can't touch this
| "2 Legit 2 Quit"
Misheard Lyrics: Do the jerk, do the circle jerk.
Original Lyrics: Too legit, too legit to quit.
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"U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: Jill Jackson
Original Lyrics: U can't touch this.
| "Hammer Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Pajama time!
Original Lyrics: Hammer time!
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Hammer Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Pajama time!
Original Lyrics: Hammer time!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: turkoizdog We were singing this song in Lit class; and one guy said, 'Stop! Pajama time!' We all stared at him and he was like 'What?' And we told him what the real lyrics were. He got embarrassed and said 'So you mean my entire time I've been singing the wrong lyrics?' And we were all 'Dude, the singer's name is M.C. HAMMER..' |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Funk Soul Brother"
Better Lyrics:
Check it out now
Santa ate my brother
Santa ate my brother
Original Lyrics:
Check it out now
Funk soul brother
Funk soul brother
Submitted by: Anonymous Bob
Repetitive Lyrics:
"Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Can't touch this
Can't touch this Can't touch this Why They're Repetitive: Yes, we know we can't touch it! What more do you want from me. What don't you want me to touch. I didn't touch 'this' in the first place so get off my back. How many times do you have to repeat it?
Submitted by: Val R.
| "U Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can't touch this!
Why They're Repetitive: How many times is this repeated in the song? 20? 50? 100?
Submitted by: P4
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"Have You Seen Her?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Searchin' 'round the world, what more can I say?
The girl is hard to see, like an unseen dj. Why They're Nonsensical: This is, in my opinion, one of the stupidest sounding lyrics ever included in a pop song. Granted, mc Hammer is hardly known for prolific song lyrics, but this particular song is supposed to come across as 'serious' -- but that 'unseen dj' lyric sounds ridiculous.
Submitted by: Michael S.
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Misrhymed Lyrics:
"U Can't Touch This"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Music hit's me so hard,
Makes me scream 'Oh my Lord!' Why They're Misrhymed: It's just stupid and doesn't rhyme.
Submitted by: Matthew Pitcher
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Dated Lyrics:
"Have You Seen Her"
The Dated Lyrics: I'm a keep looking
in the movies in my car on my stereo On A Different World and The Cosby Show Why They're Dated: Considering that A Different World and The Cosby Show exist only in reruns it's safe to say that this is the biggest reason why these lyrics are dated.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Can't Touch This"
The Dated Lyrics: What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn the charts?
Why They're Dated: It's no longer the 90's
Submitted by: helena
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Song Lawsuits:
"U Can't Touch This"
Hammer was sued for not crediting Rick James for using "Superfreak" to make this song.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
