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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for MC Hammer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 94 misheard song lyrics for MC Hammer on amIright currently.

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"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cool your jets, cool your jets real quick.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Jerk, do the Jerk-a-Qwerk.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jerk at work.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit to quit.
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jerk, do the circle jerk.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jit, do the jit to quit.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick war, kick war
Kick war, kick war, kick war
Original Lyrics:
Get buck, get buck
Get buck, get buck, get buck
"2 Legit 2 Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna jet, tuna jet don't quit
or
Tuna Jim, Tuna Jim don't quit
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Addams Groove" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They kick in their stubborn friends.
Original Lyrics:
Kick and they slap a friend.
"Dancin' Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dancin' to this Phil-Z.
or
I'm dancin' 'til it's filthy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dancin' to this music.
Phillip 'Phil-Z' Blumburtt is the character who's been played by Tim Robbins in a 1986 movie 'Howard The Duck'.
"Have You Seen Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my cherrios
Original Lyrics:
On my stereo
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like it smooth.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it groove.
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
On my stereo
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's think it's food.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it groove.
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's throw the food.
or
Let's check the food.
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it groove.
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the Hammer!
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the Hammer!
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up the hamper.
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the hammer.
"Here Comes The Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rough! Let's make it smooth!
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it groove.
"Here Comes the Hammer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's think it's food
Original Lyrics:
Let's make it groove
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why we rape!!!
Original Lyrics:
That's why we pray!!!
"Pumps and a Bump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pumps in the back room!
Pumps in the back room!
We like the girls with the pumps in the back room!
Original Lyrics:
Pumps and a bump...ooh!
Pumps and a bump...ooh!
We like the girls with the pumps and a bump...ooh!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Jerk, do the Jerk at work.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Jit, do the Jit La Jit.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the b**ch, do the b**ch and quit
or
Too rich, too rich to b*tch
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jerk, do the jerk and work.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuna fish, Tuna fish and chips
or
Do the jet, do the jet
or
Do the jerk, do the jerk at work!
or
Do the jerk, do the jerk at work!
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jerk, do the jerk at work.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the jerk, do the jerk real quick.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the tape, do the tape, don't quit!
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get f**ked! Get f**ked!
Get f**ked! Get f**ked! Get f**ked!
Original Lyrics:
Get buck! Get buck!
Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep up, keep up! Keep up, keep up, keep up!
Original Lyrics:
Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!
I heard it on a mix version of too legit at the gym.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick back! Kick back! Kick back! Kick back! Kick back!
Original Lyrics:
Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick butt, kick butt
Kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Original Lyrics:
Get buck, get buck
Get buck, get buck, get buck
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick war! Kick war! Kick war! Kick war! Kick war!
Original Lyrics:
Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a s***, take a s*** and quit.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit!
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the jet, to the jet to quit.
Original Lyrics:
Too legit, too legit to quit.
"Too Legit To Quit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Train full of midgets
Original Lyrics:
Trained for the mission
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Callin' a marshal so fall on back.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Camp Dutch Kiss
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f**k this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't flush this
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn frosties.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinnertime!
Original Lyrics:
Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch me!
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't touch me
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on a mission where there's no coming back.
Original Lyrics:
Cold on a mission so fall on back.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham time!
Original Lyrics:
Hammer time!
His name would have to me MC Ham!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang up this!
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you tomboy
Original Lyrics:
I told you homeboy
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to Bombay
Original Lyrics:
I've been around the world, from London to the Bay
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't just this.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jill Jackson
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucky
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Justice
Original Lyrics:
U Can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Justice
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Justice
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Testis
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Texas!
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tuskus
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tustous
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
King Tut says
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind to mind and jubilee
Original Lyrics:
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My music mystery, I want lard.
Original Lyrics:
My music hits me, so hard.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pajama time!
Original Lyrics:
Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick a zit, for a winner
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winner
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinch a zit for the winter.
Original Lyrics:
This is it for a winter.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singers are stretched so vast and a-wide.
Original Lyrics:
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinky cheese
Original Lyrics:
Can't touch this
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Half-time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Hamper Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer Time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! On a dime!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pajama time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop! Pepper time
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, Happy Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, stammer time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop, Hammer Time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-have a time.
Original Lyrics:
Stop-Hammer Time
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuff! Denver time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop! Hammer time!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for helping me get in my mind with two type teeth
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Fantastics!
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this!
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** cheese.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't f*** this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't flush this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't watch this.
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
U can't, Justin?
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave your p**nis through your hair.
or
Wave your hands through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Wave your fingers through your hair.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better get high, boy.
Original Lyrics:
You better get hyped Boy.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't touch t**s.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
"U Can't Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You hate Justin.
or
You hate justice.
Original Lyrics:
You can't touch this.
"U Cant Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contestants
Original Lyrics:
U can't touch this!
"U Cant Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop - Habit Time!
Original Lyrics:
Stop - Hammer Time!
"U Cant Touch This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What, am I livin' in your nose?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, that's how we're livin' and you know?

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