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Song Parodies -> "U Cant Catch Me"

Original Song Title:

"U Cant Catch Me"

Original Performer:

Mc Hammer

Parody Song Title:

"U Cant Catch Me"

Parody Written by:

Mc Hammer

The Lyrics

I did hear something last night
Can't catch me
Can’t catch me
Can’t catch me

Why? why? why? why? yeast has risen my dough
Now I cry look out whoa! thank you for baking me
And now add two eyes yes now I’m complete
I feel good
When I see you’ve slown
A superspeed doughboy out of Stovetown
I’m fresh from the batch
And this I repeat –yeah
You can’t catch

I told you slug boy
You can’t catch me
Yeah, that's how I’m livin' and you know
You can’t catch me
Yum in your eyes, but
You can't catch me
Yo gonna frost your cake in minutes
You can't catch me

You got bricks in pants?
You know I’m gonna help you give you fire ants
Get you back on your feet
You scream like a girl get off your seat
Homer d’ohin
Come on
Pump your shoe a bit you’re way to slow you’re lagging on
Gone slack
Gone slack
Made a decision to fall on back
Cause he knew that I’m too much
Too fast are my feet
Not near touch

Yo I’ll show you
You can’t catch me
Like you’re standing there, man
You can’t catch me
Hey! sent the hounds, race with them, suckers
You can’t catch me

I got the feet the rhythm
Making 'em stink
BO I'm giving 'em
And they know
You talk about the Ginger, There’s not any time to slow
Race fight so tight
Sonic is sweating so p*** what a sight
You’re slow as a worm
Blue is going back to home in the 90’s
Amy your heart
Legit either run hard or you might as well quit

Haven’t heard, well you should know
U can't catch me
U can't catch me

Slowing down


Ginger time

Go what the? woah!
I’ve heard said
And if you can't move no more
You most likely are dead
So go sit down in your chair
Cuss a few words; I see envy in your glare
That’s just too bad looser
Run with me an’ you’ll be a big snoozer.
Move off your rump
Just for a minute, you look like a stump
Lump lump lump

Yeah, U can't catch me
Look man, U can't catch me
You better and hyped?
Boy don’t you know ya can't
U can't catch me
Shoot the gun, Race will begin
Running down


Ginger time

U can't catch me
U can't catch me
U can't catch me
Running down


Ginger time

Running can you see me?
The Ginger's just so great
A dope on the floor
And it’s tragic on the plate
So why should I ever
Stop running sprint
With people getting tired
They take no hint
I've ran around the world
From London bridge to bay
It's Ginger, go Ginger, Cook.E. Ginger, Yo Ginger
All the kids can go and play
Can't catch me

U can't catch me
U can't catch me
U can't catch me
Yeah, U can't catch me
I told you, U can’t catch me
Too hype, can't catch me
Yo, I’m outta here, can't catch me

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Wildcard - February 15, 2023 - Report this comment
I am never buying groceries again

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