-> "Nighty-Night, Stuffed Raccoon"
Original Song Title:
"99 Luftballoons" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nighty-Night, Stuffed Raccoon"
Time for bed, as day does end
I cuddle my stiff, furry friend
So nighty-night, dead stuffed raccoon
My birthday gift from dad last June
I prayed to God that I'd recieve
A kitten, puppy; pet that breathed
I weren't surprised, dead stuffed raccoon
My fam'ly's poor (and dad's a loon....)
Hi-de-hi, dead stuffed raccoon
Sometimes used to dust my room
I buy you pet food you don't chew
And sitting still's no stretch for you
You're moving faster now, because
You've got four wheels nailed to your paws
My loyal companion, once exhumed
A slightly ripe dead stuffed raccoon!
Nighty-night, flea-bitten corpus
Full of love and full of sawdust
Dead pet makes my sister retch
I throw you sticks that you can't fetch
Your rodent-catching skills ain't great
But what a brilliant paperweight!
Insides dug out with a spoon
Why oh why, dead stuffed raccoon?
99 miles you have journeyed
From Bob's Discount Taxidermy
Nicely mounted, but mon dieu!
Next door's beagle mounted you!
You help uncle buff his car
And keep the kitchen door ajar
Sun sets in late afternoon
So nighty-night, dead stuffed raccoon...
[Slow, sad bit]
Bye-de-bye, my rigid chum
You belong in a museum
Father got a better job
He's gone out to buy a dog, so
In a glass box you'll be dwellin'
Freshly stuffed to stop you smellin'
Don't be glum, it's good, don't knock it
Your grandpa "knew" Davy Crockett....
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