-> "Stuck In A Lift-shaft With You"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck In The Middle With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck In A Lift-shaft With You"
The Lyrics
I was riding to the 48th floor
You were yakkin' like the consummate bore
I was thinking to myself, "what a dolt!"
When the elevator ground to a halt
No electricityno fresh air or light
Here I am, stuck in a lift-shaft with you
Yes, I'm stuck in a lift-shaft with you
And I'm wond'ring if you'll turn green and spew
Coz you shunned me and you ignored my pleas
Not to chow down on that pungent Dutch cheese
Clown, keep away from mejoker, take a hike
Here I am, stuck in a lift-shaft with you
Now you thought you'd entertain me
With your Broadway show tunes repertoire
And you break wind like a sailor
Sharing your malodorous
Bree-ee-ee-ee-eeze
Bree-ee-ee-ee-eeze
(*3 hours later*)
Tryin' to stay together, keep calm
While I anxiously punch the alarm
Now you're shouting at a guy I can't see
You're both planning to do bad things to me
Freak, keep away from meloony, you ain't right
Here I am, stuck in a lift-shaft with you
And you're takin' all your clothes off
Stubbin' cigarettes out on your hand
You're convinced that snakes are crawlin'
Wrapped around your neck and your
Knee-ee-ee-ee-ees
Knee-ee-ee-ee-ees
And the firemen have still not arrived
Only one of us will get out alive
I'm not scared because I got me some mace
And you're asking for the lot in your face
Down I'll be takin' thee
I will scratch and bite
What a jamstuck in a lift-shaft with you
Yes I'mstuck in a lift-shaft with you
And I'vegot a black belt in kung fu
And I'mpacking a tazer or two
So Iwould back off if I were you
Yes I'mstuck in a lift shaft with you
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