-> "Betamax Is The Format For Me"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always A Woman" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Betamax Is The Format For Me"
I can't download "8 Mile"
Or "American Pie"
I don't own a PC like a regular guy
When my best friend informed me he's got DVD
I said "does it hurt?"; Betamax is the format for me!
I could buy an iPod
But it raises my hackles
Coz I like my tunes filled with pre-digital crackles
And my music collection stops at '83
I tell all my dates that 12 inches is OK for me!
Oh...dear, my microwave's broke
They stopped making spare parts
Back in '79
Oh...my camcorder's boxed up
It's not used anymore
Coz the weight hurts my spine
But my cell phone is great;
it's a 30lb car-kit
I don't care that it takes 'bout a week to recharge it
For ten minutes of talk-time from the battery
I won't swap it because I'm afraid of new technology
Oh...I still wear stone-wash jeans
I've got Cabbage Patch Kids;
Dress 'em like Princess Di....
So...plug the VCR in-
I've got tapes by the ton
Let's watch Magnum P.I.!
While my mates spend their time
Checking clips on Youtube
After 26 years I've just solved Rubik's Cube!
You may label me "retro"; mock my Atari...
Though my RAM's 16K, I'd prefer it that way
Coz I'm stuck in the last century...
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