-> "No Theme-ian Rhapsody (Or: Queen Can Bite Me...)"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Theme-ian Rhapsody (Or: Queen Can Bite Me...)"
Is this my Big Fight?
One challenge left for me
Need to earn my stripes
I'll be taking on "Rhapsody"
Fear in my eyes
You might sympathise with meeee
Mentally tongue-tied; lacking verbosity
It might be cheesy, dumbEasy? No!
But I'll try, have a go
Even if this song blows,
Don't think Brian May will sue me
Um, ahI have began
(That's grammatically a sin;
Should've used "begun", as in..
"Mama, life had just BEGUN")
I'm messing this up- ain't even half-way
Um, ahdoo-be-doo (??)
Didn't think I'd have to try
Was sure I'd have this finished by tomorrow
Carry on, carry onor my rep will be in tatters
Alright; let's concentrate
I'll nail it, line by line
And I'll try hard not to whine
Looking for an angle; it's tough, y'know
I could try Shakespeare, but it's been doneforsooth!
Um, ahooooooh (I'll come back and change this)
This ain't gonna fly
I'm waiting for the Parody P'lice to call
I'll try a little bitta ghetto slang right here
"Yo byatch! Yo byatch!
She's a nasty, wack thang, bro!"
Strike me down with light'ningI could use some smitingGeez!
Throw away me big ego; crapifico-o-o-o
Bring me a po' boy, hash browns and coffee
(He wants a po' boy, or foot-long BLT!)
Those last two lines have no reason to be
Cheesy, dumbEasy? No! That's been used befo'
It's FILLER! Yo- it has been used befo' (used befo'!)
It's FILLER! It has been used befo' (used befo'!)
It's FILLER! I'm starting to get bored (getting bored!)
Getting really bored (really bored!)
Really freakin' bored (so freakin' bo-o-o-ored)
No more, no more, no more, NO!
Mama mia, gonorrhea, nice to see ya, where is Flo?
Beelzebub (I'll put something in here later) me.dear meDEAR ME!
Well, I think that it's turned out quite good in the end
Yes, I think that I've fooled all my Amiright friends
No? Maybe?I won't be a cry-baby!
Tell it to me straighttell it to me straight what you think
[Thank heavens for the GUITAR SOLO]
I'm not tot'lly satis-
-fied, but it's complete
Queen's left me in tatters
Step up, the next battersI'm beat
Anyway, the worm turns
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