My dog dog dog dog dog dog dog is a randy little cuss
My dog dog dog dog dog dog dog is causing lotsa fuss
Wish my dog dog dog were a squirrel or a frog
Or a horse! Or a horse!
Not a sex machine on paws..

He shags shags shags shags shags shags shags from early morn to night
He shags shags shags shags shags shags shags shags everything in sight
He shagged the potplant, shagged the door
A thousand bitches, maybe more
When he's on the job he's so hardcore
Hardcore core core a-core core!

Fido, Fido, please let my left leg go
This isn't good, he's "fetching" wood...Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, just humped my stereo
The mutt's done wrong, the woofer's gone..Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, my doggy gigolo
He's always ready, nailed my teddy...oh!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, just made a video
With some strange man from Amsterdam...Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, don't know, the canine word for "no"
He's wrecked the bed, the cat is scared..Fido!
No, no, Fido
Fido, can't slow, his raging li-bi-do
Too many stains I shan't explain..You know
You know, you know
Fido, Fido, I'd send to Borneo
But he'd bonk an Orang-utan..Too slow!
Fido Fido Fido!