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Song Parodies -> "Light Petting"

Original Song Title:

"White Wedding"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Light Petting"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

A love story gone wrong....from the point-of-view of a hormone-crazed 17 year old with a car and over-ambitious hands....
Dated the sister of my mate, Lou
Hot little sister, fresh as morning dew
Hey little sister, let's make out in car
Hey little sister, let's undo your bra
She told this mister, "Stop, hun!"

"When the time's right, you'll see some skin
It's a nice night for some...light petting
When the time's right, I'll...let you sin"

Hey little sister, it's been two weeks
A game of Twister, a kiss on the cheek
Been celibate for so long (so long)
Cold-showering for so long (so long)
Damn girl, your legs are so long

When the time's right, I'll see some skin
Doesn't seem right, just some...light petting
Hang on, when the time's right she'll...let me sin

"Pack it up....take me back home!"

There's no action, not with this girl
Satisfaction? Not with this girl
My infraction made her toes curl
Not again!!

"Hang on...when the time's right, you'll see some skin
It's a nice night for some...light petting
When the time's right, I'll...let you sin"

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Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job...this was pretty funny!
Johnny D - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
.....and I approve this parody.
Arwen - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"...hormone-crazed 17 year old" my ass! ; ) 5s, Sweetie...
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA...this is truly funny...and funnily true...5s
Meriadoc - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job and clever idea.
Claude Prez - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title; well done.
Stuart McArthur - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
My twister game got a belting back in those games too - had to use what resources were available - great OS too Kristof - 555
Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Kristof - - - next I'd like to see you do "Shite Bedding"....

Sh*t's a, nice way to, fart again
Sh*t's a, nice way to some, SHITE BED-DING!

;-D
Peregrin - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Kristof, I was sure you were older than 17!!!
Ashkicksass - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice!
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect title. Love it, Fotsirk, despite the icky pedophiliac overtones. (I haven't thought about 17-year-olds in, like, MONTHS.)
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Or weeks. "Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done." 544.

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