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Song Parodies -> "Ibis Angina"

Original Song Title:

"Eye Of The Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Ibis Angina"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

With all the press about bird flu lately, it's easy to forget about all the other avian maladies...a companion piece for "Possessed Canary, Mental Hen"
Coughin' uppoor phlegmy wrens
I'm a vetgetting' worried
Surgery is full of our feathered friends
I'm so stretched, and I need some advice

To many pel..icans with lockjaw
And budgie bungee disasters
Paranoid pa..rrot and manic macaw
And a penguin, allergic to ice

Treatingibis angina; nasty tern sunburn, too
Ostriches with itches from dermatitis
Herons on heroin? That's so much worse than bird flu
Cream for cockatoo's bruise; pills for i...bis angina

Thrush with thrushswan that is wan
Ill-eagle? Search for drugs, sir
It's eight o'clock, and tho' I should be gone
Big regret; that egrethas got piles!

Treatingibis angina, and crows with crow's feet
Can I help hummingbirds with laryngitis?
And that anxious canary who is too scared to tweet
He'll get tweetment, but not before ibis angina

Givin' upshutting up shop
No more titplastic surg'ry
Sick of pigeons, and the "presents" they drop
Think it's time that I falcon retired!

Treatingibis angina; making sure that duck's billed
A heat pack for a roadrunner's arthritis
Drunken puffin's upchuckin'you can guess, I ain't thrilled
I say "Hell's bells! Owl's bowels and some ibis angina"

It's ibis angina(repeat)

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alvin rhodes - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it much more than the OS...great title, too...5s
Johnny D - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"Kristof Robertson", A.K.A., THE WORDMAN OF ALCATRAZ !!! 555
Matthias - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done Kristof Robertswan...
Rex - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I fill up my birdbath with Avian water. A marvelous work in the tradition of Kip Adotta's "Wet Dream".
PMS - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Another feather in your cap, sir.
Red Ant - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice bird-puns and tongue twisters Kristof. 5s.
stuart mcarthur - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
hmm, I've got a scanary feeling your bird-pun parodies are only just starting off, Kristof - 555
Adam Eccleshall - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent :-)
MrMacphisto - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Your humor is contagious... 5-5-5

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