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Song Parodies -> "Bleak Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Bleak Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Kim Jong-Un threatens to attack S Korea and take on the US. He vows to conquer space and shows off a new naval vessel with Russian sea-skimming missiles.
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
Nukes threatened, enemy blood will flow
Where a new vessel is christened, and generals go missin'
Stating that the South would soon "glow"

Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
Even with sanctions on so tight
Nuclear test and 3rd stage missile fright
What? It's just for satellites... Riiiight!!!

Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
N Koreans starving, dying in the snow
Where the US threatens to use their weapons
F-22s put on quite a show!

Near the border, you know...

Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
But still goes out with his pretty wife
Moranbong Concert an unusual sight
His ex-girlfriend proven alive!!!

(After two years claimed machine-gunned by his wife)

Maybe his good side? Not on your life!
Trusty chromed Baek-du-San pistol by his side!
And everytime he speaks, he lies...

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Rob Arndt - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Before Patrick asks- the Baek-du-San is a chromed N Korean copied Czech Cz-75 in 9mm. The N Korean military uses a range of bastardized foreign weapons. I'm trying to identify their Enigma rifle with the underslung massive tubular rocket launcher!!!
Jonathan - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
don't do it Kim! think about your Korea! 5's
Rob Arndt - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Mystery rifle is Type 88 with 150 rd helical mag underneath (mag weight is 5 lbs)!: http://www.armamentresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Helicalmag1.jpg

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