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Song Parodies -> "Black Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Black Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Merry Christmas, y'all!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
The blending of a gospel choir
Singing "Rise Up, Shepherd"
And carols peppered
With jazz rhythms that inspire!
I'm dreaming of a brown turkey
With candied yams and cheese and mac!
May that soulful season not lack,
And may all your Christmases be Black!

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas.
My Holy Family's not pink!
They have deep bronzed faces
And hair with traces
Of true Middle Eastern kink!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
A dozen cousins' gifts to wrap!
May your kinfolk not give you flack!
And may all your Christmases be Black!

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Overall Rating: 3.6

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"Born To Be White" - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
A Merry Christmas to everyone of all races and colors.
Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Melanie. Merry Christmas. ;)
SOTM - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
All I can say is "Hallelujah, Sista!"
John Barry - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice twist on the OS.
2Eagle - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done!
IDOABC co.uk - November 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Shame U don't have a recorded version. I would have had it playing on our site www (dot) idoabc (dot) co (dot) uk..An inclusive EXCLUSIVE Shopping experience for all to purchase beautiful gifts and presents from the best black owned businesses!! Shssh!...SHARE and spread the word...xx www (dot) IDoABC (dot) co (dot) uk (I'm Dreaming of A BLACK Christmas)

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