Song Parodies -> White Grits Mush
| Original Song Title: | "White Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "White Grits Mush" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
The kitchen's cozy
The grill is hot
A lovely Winter's day
My appetite is in play
I'm ready to chomp away
A great aroma to tease my wits
I just can't wait to get at those grits
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
A favorite dish that I love so
Got some home fries oilin'
And soft eggs boilin'
Smoked ham..sliced and grilling slow
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun comes up just right
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As my plate of Grits Mushes I bite
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun's a golden sight
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As this plate of Grits Mushes..I bite...
(Merry Grits Mush, everybody!)
The grill is hot
A lovely Winter's day
My appetite is in play
I'm ready to chomp away
A great aroma to tease my wits
I just can't wait to get at those grits
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
A favorite dish that I love so
Got some home fries oilin'
And soft eggs boilin'
Smoked ham..sliced and grilling slow
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun comes up just right
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As my plate of Grits Mushes I bite
I'm Steaming Up A White Grits Mush
The morning sun's a golden sight
Breakfast time is merry and bright
As this plate of Grits Mushes..I bite...
(Merry Grits Mush, everybody!)
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i like what you've cooked up
Laughed my chaff off!
Tasty... 5-5-5
Not my taste - I prefer salsa and guacamole - the colors of the season. Good parody.
That's everything it needs to be...short...sweet...mushy...and funny.
I like my grits with cheese, so they're off-white. But I like this parody just the way it is. And Merry Grits Mush right back atcha, AFW.
Thanks, alvin, John,MrMacphisto, and 2Eagle....The true grit is I ain't crazy about 'em either, just for parody sakes...and thanks Invisible Boy, and Dee..
Very good substitutions.
It's grittin' to smell a lot like grits mush - at the Airfarce household. "Gabagool" as they say in old Italia and certain other waste management businesses..
Late thanks to John, and Guy
ah, yes, when I think of Xmas, I think of Santa, presents, plum pudding, reindeers, and White Grits Mush - thanks for the nostalgia AFW - 555
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