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Song Parodies -> "Rainbow Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Rainbow Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Have a Gay old time!
I'm dreaming of a Rainbow Christmas
Just like the ones in Gay 'Frisco
Where beefcakes glisten and twinks are listenin'
To sounds of '70s vinyl disco!

I'm dreaming of a Rainbow Christmas
Where all the colors are so bright
Lace and leather are quite right
And everyone beams with Gay pride!

I'm dreaming of a Rainbow Christmas
"Bears" are snuffing up some snow
Where the oil is glistenin' and towels go missin'
Bath houses and Gay bars overflow!

I'm dreaming of a Rainbow Christmas
Abs and buns so tight
TV Lucille Ball marathon fights
Restrooms with gl-ry holes so wide!!!

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Jonathan - January 20, 2016 - Report this comment
true story once upon a time my brother & I saw this beautiful case of cupcakes in the Walmart bakery they were all different colors of icing and had a giant Rainbow decoration on top so we bought it and the family enjoyed the cupcakes it was only after the fact... that we realized... what if those were "Gay Pride" cupcakes? would the Walmart cashier assume we were...? surely not we get confused for twins all the time (he's actually older than me) so there's enough of a resemblance that they could probably tell we were brothers but still... kind of awkward if you think about it I mean we didn't even make that connection until long after the cakes were eaten and gone! 5's
Patrick - January 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Just tell the Wal*Mart lady you are big fans of "The Wizard of Oz" ("Somewhere, Over the Rainbow"). But then again, wasn't Judy Garland a major icon of a certain "demographic"?
Rob Arndt - January 20, 2016 - Report this comment
If they were good, Jon, who cares? Rainbows by themselves promote happiness. One doesn't have to apply Christian or Gay values at all. I grew up in the '70s where those color combos were everywhere and on T-shirts, the iron-on type! You could get them at Sears or Woolworths. No Gay theme AFAIK.
Susanna Viljanen - January 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I liked this one. Fives
Rob Arndt - January 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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