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Song Parodies -> "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas"
Original Song Title:
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Satire about the criminal indictment of Scooter Libby, and possible future indictments of Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and other members of the corrupt Bush Administration, by U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald's investigation of Treasongate (aka the Valerie Plame affair)
(instrumental intro)
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Plame Affair, you know?
White House crooks, soon indicted, spin;
Excuses are sounding thin.
It looks quite plain that Libby's pain will grow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Boy, is Dubya sore!
But the prettiest sight to see
Are indictments there will be.
Rove has lost his war.
For war, the neocon brutes and the corporate suits
Got their wish through big lies and spin.
Squealers now talk to avoid the perp walk;
Bush the Dope is feeling chagrin,
From polls so bad; his regime's fate: to crumble from within.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Plame Affair has showed...
Through the grand jury, it's been hell.
For Bush, it's too dark to tell
Grand jury's mind or what they'll find, explode.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon, more hell will start.
Bush the King could lose everything...
To Fitzgerald, squealers sing 'bout who did take part.
(instrumental break)
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon, more hell will start.
Bush the King could lose everything...
To Fitzgerald, squealers sing... 'bout who did take part...
Traitors' mission... for war.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Plame Affair, you know?
White House crooks, soon indicted, spin;
Excuses are sounding thin.
It looks quite plain that Libby's pain will grow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Boy, is Dubya sore!
But the prettiest sight to see
Are indictments there will be.
Rove has lost his war.
For war, the neocon brutes and the corporate suits
Got their wish through big lies and spin.
Squealers now talk to avoid the perp walk;
Bush the Dope is feeling chagrin,
From polls so bad; his regime's fate: to crumble from within.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas.
Plame Affair has showed...
Through the grand jury, it's been hell.
For Bush, it's too dark to tell
Grand jury's mind or what they'll find, explode.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon, more hell will start.
Bush the King could lose everything...
To Fitzgerald, squealers sing 'bout who did take part.
(instrumental break)
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon, more hell will start.
Bush the King could lose everything...
To Fitzgerald, squealers sing... 'bout who did take part...
Traitors' mission... for war.
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