Song Parodies ->Authors -> William Tong
I'm the webmaster for an anti-Republican song parodies site, The Boot Newt Sing Along Page, launched in 1998, when Newt Gingrich was still in Congress. Since 1995, I've written over 1,100 political song parodies, and I've received an equal amount of contributions from my web site visitors. At Chuck's invitation, I began submitting to Amiright in October 2000. A few things I'd like to clear up... My song parodies are written and posted first for my web site audience, who are primarily interested in politics. I do not change or "tone down" the lyrics before sending them to Amiright. Some Amiright readers don't like my lyrical content - if this applies to you, all I can suggest is that you not read them. No one has any business posting attack parodies directed at me, or suggesting to me to stop writing or to write about something else. As long as Chuck, our dear webmaster, finds my submittals acceptable, I'll continue to submit my new parodies. Any fair reading of my work posted here will show that I've covered a wider range of songs from more artists, styles, decades, and current political events than just about anyone; my recent songs mostly make fun of Dubya, but there are more than 100 other songs posted here that are NOT about him. Hey, I'm just having fun like everyone else here, and my jabs at GOP right wingers are made in jest. To other Amiright authors and readers who have supported me, thank you - STG and Michael M. Williams ("Syncronos"), especially; your support and talent are appreciated. Thanks also to all Amiright readers who have read and voted on my parodies. I couldn't have reached 30,000 votes without you. Special thanks go to webmaster Chuck for his incredible enhanced statistics formerly featured on the Amiright web site. I didn't even realize until recently that 31 of the Top 100 Parodies were written by me, and 360 of my 900 parodies made the Amiright charts; including 62 that reached #1 for the week, and 19 of that reached #1 for a month. In addition to USA Today, which mentioned the titles of 2 of my parodies posted on Amiright in their October 24, 2001 edition, another of my parodies, "Yucca Mountain Blues" was posted in its entirety by the Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA) in their July 17, 2002 edition. Country Joe McDonald, who wrote and performed the original "The Fish Jeer & I Think I'm Fixing To Die Rag" at Woodstock in 1969 has posted my parody version "The Bush Jeer & Dubya's Fixin' A Lie" at his web site. Three of my parodies were published at the Poets Against The War website.
I've recorded a number of my parodies, but have not yet converted most of them to MP3; but here's a live recorded MP3 of my parody, "Lead Junk" performed by me and my band. By profession, I'm a geologist and college earth science teacher, born in 1958. Working two jobs with a wife and kids makes it rather difficult to write new material and maintain my own web site, but I've managed.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All Right Wing | All Right Now | Free | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 431 | |
| They'll Try To Feed Your Mind | If I Could Read Your Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Cheney's New Pupil | Rainy Day People | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Gramm | Sam | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Star Wars | War | Edwin Starr | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 502 | |
| Flunkie Ari | Brother Louie | Stories | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 336 | |
| Repel Bush Hell | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 359 | |
| Ain't No Surplus | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 356 | |
| Dullard Of The Country | Coward Of The County | Kenny Rogers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| Fiasco | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 350 | |
| Dubya Just Can't Run The Nation | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 253 | |
| Dubya Has A Stolen Throne | Papa Was A Rolling Stone | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| We Just Loathe W. | So Into You | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 330 | |
| I'm An Oil Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 415 | |
| The Schmuck Is A Threat To The World | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Condoleeza Rice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| I'm Scared Of New York | I'm Scared | Burton Cummings | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| Dubya Came Too Late | It's Too Late | Carole King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Shrub's Hiding Away | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| American Taliban | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 307 | |
| Bush Is An Irritating Guy | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 385 | |
| The Head Man Is A Moron | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| We Will Still Loathe Him Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | The Shirelles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Shrub The Slacker's A Moron | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Jeb Stole The Votes For Me | Brand New Key | Melanie | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Falwell | Day O | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 413 | |
| Dubya's Gonna Bomb Ya | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1629 | |
| O Taliban | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 1653 | |
| Mr. Taliban Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4413 | |
| Moron | Woman | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Evil Doers, Go Away | Evil Ways | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| Sunshine Patriots | Sunshine | Jonathan Edwards | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 356 | |
| Rush Can't Hear | Love Is Here, And Now You're Gone | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Shrillest Yet Pundette | Little Red Corvette | Prince | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | |
| Dubya, Stupid Czar | Superstar | The Musical, Jesus Christ Superstar | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 316 | |
| The Bush Jeer and Dubya Is Fixing-A-Lie Rag | The Fish Cheer and the I Think I'm Fixing-to-Die Rag | Country Joe McDonald & The Fish | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 360 | |
| Flay That Flunky, Ari Fleischer | Play That Funky Music (White Boy) | Wild Cherry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Privatized Security | Private Eyes | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Rumsfeld | Roxanne | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 330 | |
| You Won't Dictate To Us Your Orders | The Border | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 323 | |
| Hidey-Hole | Hi-De-Ho | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 378 | |
| He's a Stupid, Stupid Man | I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man | Muddy Waters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | |
| Dubya Bash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 337 | |
| Sworn Between Two Brothers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary MacGregor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 361 | |
| Bush Is Managed | Magic | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| Doofus | Goofus | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| He's Too Dumb To Lead | Ain't Too Proud To Beg | Temptations | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 263 | |
| He's A Dunce | Shall We Dance | Deborah Kerr & Yul Brynner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 339 | |
| Stupid Guy | Superfly | Curtis Mayfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 332 | |
| Republican Taliban | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 783 | |
| Bush's Folly Is Still With Us | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 335 | |
| Ashcroft | Angie | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 291 | |
| Gonna Lock Down Democracy | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Our Rights Are Dead, John Ashcroft | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| We're Bombing Somebody Else For What Bin Laden's Done | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | B.J. Thomas | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 323 | |
| Bill Of Rights | Boogie Nights | Heatwave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 2708 | |
| I Know Dubya Wants To Change The Laws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Very Low! Very Low! Very Low! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| An Old Fascist Thug, Rush | An Old Fashioned Love Song | Three Dog Night | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| On Behalf of Big Oil and Business | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Anti-Terror Laws | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 332 | |
| Do You Fear What I Fear? | Do You Hear What I Hear? | Tony Sandler & Ralph Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 369 | |
| Pop's Child Is Bush | What Child Is This? | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Dumb King Duh-Ba-Ya | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| Bush's Throne Is Bogus | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 337 | |
| Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Limbaugh The Liar | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| Dubya, Son of Poppa | Mele Kalikimaka | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 373 | |
| A.G. Ashcroft Lies | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 310 | |
| Clueless George Dubya | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 294 | |
| I Heard The Bogus POTUS Say | I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day | Andy Williams | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Jingo Belles | Jingle Belles | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Give 'Em Hell | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 308 | |
| Oh, W. | Suzy Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Power of Old Man's Mine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 263 | |
| The Right Wing Czar and His Veep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Lived Off His Name | I Got A Name | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 294 | |
| Ken Lay | Today | New Christy Minstrels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Lay, Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 280 | |
| Kenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| He Screwed Enron | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Crystals | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 280 | |
| Crooks Who Were Stealing | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Lay Broke The Law (He Fleeced Enron) | I Broke The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 1244 | |
| Pretzel | Respect | Aretha Franklin | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 368 | |
| Smirk & Kenneth Lay | Surfin' U.S.A. | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Lay's Fault | Layla | Derek and the Dominos | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels | Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 425 | |
| Lay Is Crooked | Hey, Good Lookin' | Hank Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Make This Scandal Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 395 | |
| Nefarious/Thieves At Enron | Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In | Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad | I've Been Working On The Railroad | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 310 | |
| Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine | Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In | Fifth Dimension | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 304 | |
| Reelin' In The Beers | Reelin' In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Dutuy | Shake, Shake, Shake - Shake Your Booty | KC & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 366 | |
| Phony Baloney | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 407 | |
| Wants War On Terra | Guantanamera | The Sandpipers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| King Is A Toad | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 304 | |
| Flay George W. and His Throng | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Ain't No Moron Like The One We've Got | Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got) | The Four Tops | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Investor Cash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 342 | |
| Ashcroft the New Darth Vader | Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 278 | |
| The Enron Way | MTA | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 370 | |
| Lay's A Real | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| The Fifth Amendment | The Twelfth Of Never | Johnny Mathis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Andersen | Alison | Elvis Costello | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Went Down | Get Down | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Skilling Proved Costly To Enron | Killing Me Softly With His Song | Roberta Flack | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1040 | |
| Bare Lady | Lady | Little River Band | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 317 | |
| You Must Be Nice To W. | Nice To Be With You | Gallery | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| Enron | Downtown | Petula Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 899 | |
| Behind Blue Velvet | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 319 | |
| Crooks In White Collars | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 357 | |
| The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 496 | |
| They Bitch And They Whine | Hitching A Ride | Vanity Fair | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 582 | |
| Yucca Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 289 | |
| Nuclear Waste - Nevada's Blight | Wasted Days And Wasted Nights | Freddy Fender | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| He's Rush, the Shifty Big Liar | Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher And Higher | Jackie Wilson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| G.O.P. Are Crackpots | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| In A Daze, We Lost Our Rights | Wasted Days And Wasted Nights | Freddy Fender | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 343 | |
| You'll Hear Bush Lie | As Tears Go By | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 264 | |
| Lazy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 387 | |
| Axis of Evil | Evil Ways | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Fund, Fund, Fund | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 276 | |
| The World Is Taunting John Fund | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| John Fund's In The Twilight Zone | When Johnny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Enron Down | Wreck of the Titanic (Husbands & Wives) | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Cheney | Amie | Pure Prairie League | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 357 | |
| Dubya the Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Stubborn Man | Southern Man | Neil Young | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| The Shady Bunch | The Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 394 | |
| Reckless Attitude | Electric Avenue | Eddie Grant | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| She's Rude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 342 | |
| Sir Nuke | Sir Duke | Stevie Wonder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| Laissez Faire Is The Way | Today Is The Day | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Shocks The Whole World | Top of the World | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Enron's Fall | Crumblin' Down | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| I'm A Little Teapot | It's Another Teapot Dome | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 1078 | |
| Clinton, the Right's Obsession | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| In '04, We Will Throw Bush Out | Shout | Isley Brothers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 364 | |
| Nuclear Waste Is On The Way | Wasted On The Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Colors | Colours | Donovan | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 428 | |
| Impudence | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 322 | |
| Oil Man Dubya | Oye Como Va | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 375 | |
| Bush Is Ludicrous | Just The Two Of Us | Grover Washington Jr. & Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| Blinded By The Right | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 334 | |
| I Want Everything A Secret | Do You Want To Know A Secret | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 302 | |
| Secrets Aid This Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 323 | |
| Bush The Dummy Wears The Crown | See The Funny Little Clown | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Right Wing Bitch | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| What Does Bush Keep Secrets Of? | Secret Love | Doris Day | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Ari Told Us Lies | Holly Holy | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 296 | |
| Yes, We Know That They're Mean | If You Know What I Mean | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Dubya's Your Friend | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Let's Topple Old Smirky | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| The Bush Named Noelle | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| He Thinks He's My Clone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 515 | |
| Dubya's A Rich Man | If I Were A Rich Man | Zero Mostel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 538 | |
| Bush Hangs On | Let's Hang On | The Four Seasons | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 239 | |
| He's Determined To Bring Pain To California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| My Evil Clone | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 544 | |
| Time For Bush To Go Away | Every Time You Go Away | Paul Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| Lost Is Shrub | Lost In Love | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| She Fought Them Off And She Won | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| The Unteachable Czar | The Impossible Dream | Jack Jones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| It Ain't Funny, Their Crime Just Slips Away | Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Shield Him From This | Sealed With A Kiss | Brian Hyland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 513 | |
| Poppy Bush's Boys | The Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song | Waylon Jennings | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 686 | |
| Without Hughes | Without You | Harry Nilsson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Workin' Without Karen Hughes | Workin' At The Carwash Blues | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Bush Aide Hughes | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 356 | |
| Dancing In The Suite | Dancing In The Street | Martha & The Vandellas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| They'll Want To Call On Shrub Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Imaginary Budget | Imaginary Lover | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Drunk: Bush's Daughters | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Calico Cats | Alley Cat | Bobby Rydell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 443 | |
| Bush Daddy To The Rescue | Jim Dandy | Black Oak Arkansas | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 478 | |
| Yucca Mountain Lie | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 318 | |
| Yucca Mountain Way | Rocky Mountain Way | Joe Walsh | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 369 | |
| Kooky | Spooky | The Classics IV | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 330 | |
| Stupid Bush | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 336 | |
| 9/11 Investigations | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| Who'll Stop His Reign | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Corporate Bonanza | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 348 | |
| Lay's Blind Alley | Lay Down, Sally | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| He's Only Just Begun To Spin | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| Bush, Your Wheels Are Spinning | Beginnings | Chicago | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 323 | |
| Fool Who Was Blind | Cruel To Be Kind | Nick Lowe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| We're Mocking That Bush Baby's Name | Sweet Baby James | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| He'll Lose His Throne | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Pooty Poot Poot | Rooty Toot Toot | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 338 | |
| The Bomber | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| If You Bicker At All | Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Never Seen | Evergreen | Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 335 | |
| Bush Wages War | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Have This Fool Relieved | What A Fool Believes | Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Smoke From Ms. Coulter | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Mr. Smirk's Unwanted | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| I Can't Stand Her | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Small Brain | Small Town | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 339 | |
| Prison Time | Clementine | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| War Time Power | In The Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| 9/11 Came In Handy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 358 | |
| One | One | Three Dog Night | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 460 | |
| Crooks With Money | Cook With Honey | Judy Collins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Let's Take Back America | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Yucca Mountain Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| Criminality | Personality | Lloyd Price | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 349 | |
| Bush Says Bomb Iraq | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 329 | |
| Crime By Accountants | Climb Every Mountain | Julie Andrews | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 383 | |
| Harvey Is The Pits | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| Let His Ego Soar | Let The Eagle Soar | John Ashcroft | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 367 | |
| Harken Oil Scandal Stings | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 294 | |
| Snooping Behind Closed Doors | Behind Closed Doors | Charlie Rich | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Unwanted New Thugs | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| He Will Pay Dearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Prying Eyes | Private Eyes | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 453 | |
| You Will Be Watched Covertly | Someone To Watch Over Me | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Hot Headed | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Their Pryin' Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Loose Lips Are Sealed | Our Lips Are Sealed | The Go-Gos | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Boy W. | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 327 | |
| Your 401K's In Danger From Shrub | Teenager In Love | Dion | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| Watching His Bulls | Watching The Wheels | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Jackboot Snitching Morons | Witchy Woman | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 | |
| He Flopped At Ka-Rokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 284 | |
| Big Corporate Czar Crime | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 347 | |
| Lie, And You'll Pay | YMCA | The Village People | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 329 | |
| They're Crappy Together | Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| John, The Son Of A Preacher Man | Son Of A Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 730 | |
| Poll Man | Soul Man | Sam and Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Dim Man | Tin Man | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 303 | |
| Strike Iraq | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Scandals Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| We Loathe Bush More Today Than Yesterday | More Today Than Yesterday | Spiral Staircase | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| We Don't Want Bush Baby | Don't You Want Me, Baby | The Human League | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| The Greedy Bunch | The Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 361 | |
| Blue-Nosed Spy | Blue Tail Fly | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 240 | |
| This King's A Liar | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Tell Me What To Say | What'd I Say | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 318 | |
| Drive My Car | Georgia Voters Drove Out Barr | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| We Can't Stand His Command | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| Give Ann a Raspberry and Say | Raspberry Beret | Prince | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 354 | |
| Shrub Is A Dumb Pretender King | Love Is A Many Splendored Thing | The Four Aces | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Crime After Crime | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 352 | |
| Take Me Out Of The Ballgame | Take Me Out To The Ballgame | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 464 | |
| Grandmas Got Run Over By The Fascists | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 367 | |
| Bush Baby Is Now Despised | Baby, What A Big Surprise | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 345 | |
| Dick and G.W.B. | Me and Bobbi McGee | Kris Kristofferson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 366 | |
| Blair | Clair | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Just Do As You're Told | Country Road | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| Has Been Ruined | Harry Truman | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 334 | |
| Please Believe Me Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 419 | |
| Attack | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 329 | |
| Stop Those Bombs Aimed By Shrub | Stop In The Name Of Love | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Ain't No Fun Time 'Til He's Gone | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 363 | |
| Inquiry | Diary | Bread | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 353 | |
| He Writes His Smut | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 577 | |
| Bush Cabal | Hushabye | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Saddam Hussein | People Are Strange | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 421 | |
| They'd Shout Me Down | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 433 | |
| Let's Do Some Boozin' | Dance To The Music | Sly & The Family Stone | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Spock's Logical Song | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 404 | |
| I Saw Suspicious Men | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 274 | |
| Indeed, You | I Need You | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 330 | |
| War, War, War | More, More, More | Andrea True Connection | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Shrub's Out Of Control | I Love Rock & Roll | Joan Jett & The Blackhearts | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Shrub Wants A Battlefield | Love Is A Battlefield | Pat Benatar | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| Bush Baby Really Scares The Whole World | Wild World | Cat Stevens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Not Afghanistan | Handy Man | James Taylor | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 291 | |
| Ann Is Crazed | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 317 | |
| I'll Get Iraq Torn Apart | I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Crawford Bound | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Bush Wants A War | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 397 | |
| Bush the Bully | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 350 | |
| You'd Strip Me Of Powers | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| I'll Slam Iraq | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Shrub Will Bomb Iraq | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Junta, Begone | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| First Iraq, Then The World | Top of the World | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| I Demand It | I Can't Stand It | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Wouldn't War Be Lovely | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 367 | |
| After This Fight | After Midnight | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 307 | |
| He Hates Hussein | Daisy Jane | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Fling Those Bombs | Sing | The Carpenters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| I Will Control Your Land | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| I'm So Hot For War | She's So Cold | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| Regime Change Starts At Home | Home Sweet Home | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 279 | |
| I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| War Now, Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 755 | |
| Nuke For Oil | Duke Of Earl | Gene Chandler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Dubya's Spite Is Why We're Fighting | Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| My Little Clown | My Little Town | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Pact Breaker | Heartbreaker | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| I Have A Scheme | I Have A Dream | ABBA | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 483 | |
| Oil Keeps Us Running | It Keeps You Running | Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| Don't You Know It's A Right Wing Coup | Don't You Know What The Night Can Do | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Fire Shrub | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 392 | |
| Freedom Now To Kill | Freedom Overspill | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Lunacy | Valerie | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Don't Be In A Trance | While You See A Chance | Steve Winwood | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| The Right Tells A Thousand Lies | The Night Has A Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| He Spies | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| The Power of Shrub | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| The Snoop Snoop Song (You're On His List) | The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) | Betty Everett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 341 | |
| Faking By The Dimwit | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 270 | |
| I'm Henry the Ace, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 336 | |
| Whitewash The Investigation | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| They're No Good | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Mrs. Bush, You've Got Two Drunken Daughters | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Oh, Please Bomb Iraq | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 336 | |
| Police State Is Bad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 332 | |
| My Reward | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Ol' Mr.Iran-Contra | Una Paloma Blanca | George Baker | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 367 | |
| Oil Czar | All Star | Smashmouth | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Go Give Lott A Shove | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Faker And Liar | Paper And Fire | John Mellencamp | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 316 | |
| Still To Blame | Still The Same | Bob Seger | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Followers Will Stick To Us | Jolly Old Saint Nicholas | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Lott Hangs On | Let's Hang On | The Four Seasons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Stepped Down | Get Down | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Bush Team Deceivers | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 244 | |
| Don't Tell Any Accountants | Go Tell It On The Mountain | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Oust Mr. Trent Lott | Up On The Housetop | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat | All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Spike Jones | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 345 | |
| Booze With Us | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 320 | |
| It's The Most Wonderful Kind Of A Beer | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Things Are Swell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| Bubba, Don't Screech | Papa, Don't Preach | Madonna | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 581 | |
| Frist On My List | Kiss On My List | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 337 | |
| One-Trick Phony | One-Trick Pony | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| House of the Lying Dunce | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 325 | |
| Not W. | If Not For You | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| Ann Coulter's Nation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 327 | |
| Blue Skies Dying, Acid Rain | Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Willie Nelson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 315 | |
| Iran-Contra Men | Stout-Hearted Men | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| Forgot Afghanistan | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Crooked and Incompetent G.W.B. | Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy | Andrews Sisters | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 476 | |
| Wicked To Hide | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| I'll Get Saddam Moved | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Go All The Way | Show Me The Way | Peter Frampton | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| He Won't Hear It - He's Despised In The World | Spirits In The Material World | The Police | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| All I Wanna Do Is Get Saddam | All I Wanna Do | Sheryl Crow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Have A Tequila | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 351 | |
| Boo Birds | Blackbird | Paul McCartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| That's Shrub | That's Love | Jim Capaldi | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| Iraq Armageddon | Rock Me, Amadeus | Falco | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 356 | |
| Can We Steal Their Oil? Damned Right | Can You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Stupidman | Theme from The Adventures of Superman | Unknown | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 322 | |
| Fished For Clinton's Zipper | Oh, Them Golden Slippers | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| I'm Right - We'll Fight | Moonlight Feels Right | Starbuck | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 322 | |
| Hate That Scott Ritter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| My Missles Go 500 Miles | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul & Mary | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 451 | |
| We're Bound To Fight | Get Down Tonight | KC & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain | Haven't Got Time For The Pain | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| Smirking Son | Smoking Gun | Robert Cray | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Bush's Poodle, Tony | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 333 | |
| Get Hussein | Let It Rain | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 288 | |
| World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| What His War's About Is Oil | What The World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| Shrub Bombs Iraq | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Oil Fueled His Frenzy | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| We Will Mock You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 345 | |
| He's Been Abandoned | We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| Bush Wants The Whole World | He's Got The Whole World In His Hand | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Played By Walken | These Boots Were Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 323 | |
| Jester | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| It's A Witch Hunt | You're A Rich Girl | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 370 | |
| This Is It, World | You're A Rich Girl | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| He's All Alone | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| Attacking And Fighting Again | Back In The High Life Again | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| War On Hussein | Morning Train (Nine to Five) | Sheena Easton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| God Told Him So | God Only Knows | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Endless War | Endless Love | Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Veto Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| Keep On Talking Of War | We Don't Talk Anymore | Cliff Richard | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| Hussein's Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Wrong And Blinding Road | Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 287 | |
| Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind | And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Hellacious Great Balls of Fire | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| They Call This King Pariah | They Call The Wind Mariah | The Kingston Trio | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| War Plan's Been Bungled | Run Through The Jungle | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| War Machine | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 313 | |
| War Feels Good | I Feel Good (I Got You) | James Brown | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 342 | |
| Bungled The Cakewalk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 310 | |
| Torn My Battle Plan | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 273 | |
| Roasting You | Close To You | The Carpenters | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 316 | |
| Iraqis Chose To Fight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| I'll Go It Alone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| King Of Iraq | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Hegemon | Pokemon | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 357 | |
| Neocon Dance | Neutron Dance | Pointer Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 323 | |
| No Matter What, Wants War | No Matter What | Badfinger | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 333 | |
| Plans That End In War | That's What Friends Are For | Dionne Warwick & Friends | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Big War Man | Guitar Man | Bread | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Let 'Em Bleed | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Bush's Big Hypocrisy | You're The Biggest Part of Me | Ambrosia | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 323 | |
| Shrub Ain't The Answer | Love Is The Answer | England Dan & John Ford Coley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Fear and The Shrub Together | We're In This Love Together | Al Jarreau | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 322 | |
| Bush Had To Stop Saddam | Shop Around | Smoky Robinson & The Miracles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| If You Ask Why or Defy | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 300 | |
| Don't Believe Bush's Lie | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Simning | Something | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 467 | |
| Really, Bush Ain't A Hero | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| Gamblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 329 | |
| Stopped The Boat | Rock The Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Shrub's Story | Theme from | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Faker Jet Fighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Law Of The Jungle | Run Through The Jungle | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| The Most Hated Man Now In The World | The Most Beautiful Girl | Charlie Rich | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Rove, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Dunce Who's Abusive | Dance To The Music | Sly & The Family Stone | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Burn! Burn! Burn! | Turn! Turn! Turn! | The Byrds | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| A Dunce Now Rules America | America | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 314 | |
| The World's In Trouble | The Curly Shuffle | Jump 'N' The Saddle Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| Lie For Bush Baby | Cry Like A Baby | The Boxtops | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose | Do You Know The Way To San Jose | Dionne Warwicke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Stand By, Iran | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Faked His Job And Flubbed It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| No WMD's | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 249 | |
| Scorned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Be Wary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Doomsday Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glenn Campbell | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Far Right Radio | Late Night Radio | John Denver | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 337 | |
| Weight Gain | Freight Train | Elizabeth Cotton | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 363 | |
| Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly | Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| Bomb Iran | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 3297 | |
| Bush Lied, Many Thousands Died | The Night Has A Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 331 | |
| Ground Fog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Republicans Lie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Bring 'Em On | Let 'Em In | Paul McCartney & Wings | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Don't Care 'Bout Blair | Somewhere Out There | Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Gung Ho Moron | Long Cool Woman | The Hollies | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Shrub's In A Box | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 258 | |
| Scary Ann | Carrie Anne | The Hollies | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Hard Crazed Right | Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| I'm Henry The Hyde, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| Dumpster Trash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 392 | |
| Grand Old Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Jesse's World | Jesse's Girl | Rick Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr | When You Wish Upon A Star | Cliff Edwards | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Bogus Words | Words | The Bee Gees | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Condoleeza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Dumb Bush Baby Should Get Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| We've Seen Scandals | Sixteen Candles | The Crests | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| No Threat Was There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Johnny's No Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Sixteen Words | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 398 | |
| Bomb Saddam's Sons | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Crying | Lying | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| Liar | Fire | The Pointer Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| Don't Let Dim Son Practice Lying | Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying | Gerry & The Pacemakers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 293 | |
| You've Lost At Budget Dealing | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 286 | |
| Bush Lies 'Bout Yellow Cake Sold | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 254 | |
| Right Wing Wants To Reign In All Of California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| You're Insane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 284 | |
| Far Right, She's Mean | Good Night, Irene | The Weavers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 337 | |
| Ain't He Fruity | Tutti Fruity | Little Richard | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 425 | |
| Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life | Got To Get You Into My Life | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 267 | |
| His Grapes Are Sour | In The Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea | She Loves You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Election Day Blues | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Go Give Lott A Shove | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 353 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Gives Him A Thrill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| They're Zealots | Cecelia | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Oh Arnold | Oh Carol | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| When I'm Sixty-Five | When I've Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 1123 | |
| Hyde's Not Embarassed | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Hyde's Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | The Bee Gees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| The Most Crude Politician | The Most Beautiful Girl | Charlie Rich | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| They Shouldn't Run the U.S.A. | Back In The U.S.A. | Chuck Berry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| The Groper | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Ballad of Dan Quayle | Ballad of Jef Clampett | Earl Scruggs & Lester Flatt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 330 | |
| Blew By You | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1325 | |
| Quayle Calypso | Day O | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Run, Run, Run | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Monica | Gloria | Shadows of Knight | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 331 | |
| Not A Believer | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Saturday Night Specials | Midnight Special | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| Maniac From Georgia | Rainy Night In Georgia | Brook Benton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| No Solution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Save Your Last Dime For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| Danny Q | Suzy Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Rush Is All Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Rush Is A Pox | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| I Can't Stand Him | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Mad Schemer | Maneater | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 313 | |
| Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| Newt Had No Shame | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Kenny, Kenny | Jenny, Jenny | Little Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Scandal Time | Summertime | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Band Of Goons | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 343 | |
| Newt's A Real Nowhere Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 268 | |
| Scum On The Water | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Some Will Chant Impeachment | Some Enchanted Evening | Ezio Pinza & Mary Martin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Bush, Stop | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| I Pray A Bitter Failure For You | I Say A Little Prayer For You | Dionne Warwick | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | |
| The Terminator | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| Puppet Who Is King | Puppet On A String | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Quagmire | Rag Doll | The Four Seasons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Blister The Right Today | Twistin' The Night Away | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| He Can't Smirk It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Father and Child Reunion | Mother and Child Reunion | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 389 | |
| Mark Chmura | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 393 | |
| Bush Would Limit Our Freedom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 227 | |
| Kick His Booty | Shake Your Booty | K.C. & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 352 | |
| The Fool Right | Cool Night | Paul Davis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Every Mess You Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| D'Amato | Tomorrow | Musical | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 342 | |
| He's Lying Now | Who's Crying Now | Journey | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| Bye Bye, Shrub | Bye Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 258 | |
| Jeepers, Freepers | Jeepers, Creepers | Louis Armstrong | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 279 | |
| Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm | Old McDonald Had A Farm | Nursery Rhyme | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 427 | |
| Rush, Stop | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| Rush Is Crazy and a Liar | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Right Wing Agenda | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Shrub Is In Despair | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| Smirking, But He's Going To Lose | Workin' At The Carwash Blues | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| W.'s Trying To Attack Al Gore | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Texecution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Their Defeat Goes On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin' | These Boots Were Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Swept Away | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| They're Mad At Reno Now | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Their God Is Rush | I'm Not In Love | 10cc | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| Tax Plan | Roxanne | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Who Can They Beat Now | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Way To Go, W. | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Smirk's Out Of Control | Shake, Rattle & Roll | Big Joe Turner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Unelectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 362 | |
| Why Do Fools Fall For Rush | Who Do Fools Fall In Love | Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| Find Blame | Mind Games | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| They Ran Aground | I Get Around | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| The Stupid One | The Seventh Son | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 384 | |
| We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| They Tried To Railroad Bill | Railroad Bill | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| Shrub Caused Sickening Slaughter | (Love Is) Thicker Than Water | Andy Gibb | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 329 | |
| Won't Stop Deceiving | Don't Stop Believing | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 350 | |
| Won't Stop Aggrieving | Don't Stop Believing | Journey | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 432 | |
| Exodus of Roy Moore | Exodus | Pat Boone | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Moore's Slabs Of Rock | I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Headed For A Fight | Couldn't Get It Right | Climax Blues Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 318 | |
| War | More | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 358 | |
| Shrub Is Sore | Love In Store | Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Don't Download Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 301 | |
| They Swiped Our Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 285 | |
| R.I.A.A. | Y.M.C.A. | The Village People | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 348 | |
| Underground Sued | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 363 | |
| Bat Newt Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Barge On Polluted Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Can't Buy My Vote | Can't Buy My Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Eight Bucks A Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 318 | |
| Fool On The Hill | Fool On The Hill | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 351 | ||
| GOPAC | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Get Back | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Get Ready | Get Ready | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Dole Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 397 | |
| Dupes In California Wishing To Replace Gray Davis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| The Game of Will | The Game of Love | Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 381 | |
| Baby, I'm Back | Baby Come Back | Player | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 406 | |
| Bad Water | Black Water | Doobie Brothers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Could They All Be Following Newt | Could It Be I'm Falling In Love | The Spinners | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 308 | |
| Hard Line Robert Dole | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Buchanan's Gonna Fall | Rockin' Pneumonia, Boogie Woogie Flu | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | ||
| Furlough Shuffle | Curly Shuffle | Jump 'N The Saddle Band | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 622 | |
| Boot That Newt | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Great Balls of Sewage | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Budgetary Hell | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Cry Baby | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| Ban The Cities | Kansas City | Wilbert Harrison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Hey Newt | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Hit The Road, Newt | Hit The Road, Jack | Ray Charles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| House of the White-Haired One | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| House Republican | I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man | Muddy Waters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| He's Evil | Bo Weevil | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 214 | |
| Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| The G.O.P. Is On The Eve of Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Let It Bleed | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| They Love Rush So Badly | Love Her Madly | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye) | Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye) | Steam | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 446 | |
| Industry Machine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Republican Congress | American Woman | The Guess Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Lead Junk | Dead Skunk | Loudon Wainwright III | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 370 | |
| Starr Is Too Suspicious | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| They're Conquering America | America | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 390 | |
| The Newt Is On A Roll | Heart of Rock & Roll | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| I Can't Vote For That (No Can Do) | I Can't Go For That (No Can Do) | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| I Want the Newt Drugged | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & the News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| Money From Nothing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| They're Out of Touch | Out of Touch | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Political Karaoke | Hokey Pokey | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| The G.O.P. Will Pay | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| You Can't Hear Music | I Can Hear Music | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 285 | |
| Gain It Back | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 275 | |
| All Right Wing | All Right Now | Free | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 358 | |
| Polluter's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| In A Fascist Nation | Fascination | Dinah Shore | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 350 | |
| Repeal | Lucille | Little Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Scalia | Maria | Broadway Cast | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| House Gang Henry | Mustang Sally | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| How Come There's A Recall, California | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 238 | |
| B-U-S-H | L-O-V-E | Nat King Cole | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Gingrich The Showman | Frosty The Snowman | Jimmy Durante | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 465 | |
| Show Down | Small Town | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| We Are In Grave Danger | Away In A Manger | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| The Gingrich Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 290 | |
| I'm On Another Furlough | The Dreidel Song | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 334 | |
| The Man Named Phil Gramm | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 287 | |
| 'Til The Midnight Hour | In The Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 324 | |
| Rescue Me | Rescue Me | Fontella Bass | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 489 | |
| Take For A Ride | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| The Power of Newt | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| The Power of Newt | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Robert Dole's Speeches | Rock & Roll Music | Chuck Berry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Things Are Screwed For Shrub | The Things We Do For Love | 10cc | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Arthur Andersen | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 325 | |
| Dan: Watermelon Man | Watermelon Man | Mongo Santamaria | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 407 | |
| Recalling | Free Falling | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 338 | |
| War To Help Him Stay | More Than I Can Say | Leo Sayer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| King Bush's Arrangers | Away In A Manger | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| Do You Fear What I Fear | Do You Hear What I Hear | Tony Sandler & Ralph Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Gingrich Went Too Far | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 247 | |
| I Saw Three Newts | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 550 | |
| Nine Little Leaders | Nine Little Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Knockin' Around the Budget Bill | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| They Will Go Down In History | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 326 | |
| Gingrich the White-Haired Speaker | Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 272 | |
| Rudy The New York Mayor | Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| G.O.P. Is Running This Town | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| A Little More War | A Little More Love | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| I Just Groan At Gingrich | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| We Are In Shock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| Here They Come Assailing | The Wassail Song | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand | Walking In A Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| How Wild Are They | What Child Is This | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Rove Should Be Demoted And Soon | Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Mockin' Shrub's Oil War | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| The Bushie Way Wants War | Yesterday Once More | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 258 | |
| Bush Buddies Are So Bitter | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| OxyContin | The Locomotion | Little Eva | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 2363 | |
| I Don't Abuse Drugs | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Beef Is Low-Cal | Bufffalo Gals | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 215 | |
| Wrecked the Fall | Deck The Hall | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 216 | |
| Mangle Bill | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 278 | |
| Violent Fight | Silent Night | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 319 | |
| Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing | The Holly & The Ivy | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| We Three Top Republicans Are | We Three Kings Of Orient Are | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| You Got A Smell On You | I Put A Spell On You | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 282 | |
| You Gotta Sell Me Pills | I Put A Spell On You | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Drug Addicted Is Rush | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 294 | |
| Touched A Foul Ball That Had Come My Way | While Strolling Through The Park One Day | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 326 | |
| Fool Poppin' Pills | Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| My Pills | My Girl | The Temptations | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 245 | |
| Drugs From No Store | Love In Store | Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| All He Needs Is Drugs | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 385 | |
| The Hype Rush Limbaugh Can't Live Down | The Night They Drive Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1043 | |
| Rush Is Low Brow | Buffalo Gals | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| More More Pills For Me | Poor, Poor Pitiful Me | Linda Ronstadt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Troubled Vision | Double Vision | Foreginer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Just More Intimidation | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| Power's What Bush Has Planned To Hold On To | Hand To Hold On To | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| What's War All About, Wolfie? | What's It All About, Alfie? | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Shady Rove | Shady Grove | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Right Wing Vicious Minds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Crackpot Insane Gang | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Elevator | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 336 | |
| What's Shrub Gonna Do With It | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Iraqization | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| No More Moore | More, More, More | Andrea True Connection | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 335 | |
| War To Wage, More Mess To Make | More Today Than Yesterday | Spiral Staircase | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 338 | |
| Weakened, Gone To England | Weekend In New England | Barry Manilow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Airhead's In London | Werewolves Of London | Warren Zevon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 323 | |
| Booed In Streets Of London | Streets Of London | Ralph McTell | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 341 | |
| Pulled The Man Down | Blow The Man Down | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| Polluted Rivers and Clear Cut Woods | Over The River And Through The Woods | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Bush Turkey | Beach Baby | First Choice | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| The Turkey Went Down To Baghdad | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 355 | |
| Cell Phone With Range | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 322 | |
| Bush Is Unreal - An Unnatural Moron | (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman | Aretha Franklin | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Bush Lives In A Bubble | Message In A Bottle | The Police | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| On War Footin' | Barefootin' | Robert Parker | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| War Love | More Love | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 360 | |
| Egregious | Venus | Shocking Blue | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 313 | |
| War Contract Dealing | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| War Monger Moron | More Than A Woman | The Bee Gees | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Posed Hussein | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| World's Laws, He's Breaking Down | Santa Claus Is Back In Town | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| War-Drunken W. | I Think I Love You | The Partridge Family | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| Bush Baby, Your Slayin' Is Wrong | Hey Baby (They're Playin' Our Song) | The Buckinghams | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 291 | |
| Loves War Madly | Love Her Madly | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| Mr. War Machine Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| He's No Top Gun | Shotgun | Junior Walker & The All-Stars | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 299 | |
| Military Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| He's Killer Dubya | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 274 | |
| Why He's Ripped So | Calypso | John Denver | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Bush Is Spinning Lies (Let's Trash Him) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 311 | |
| Mister Stolen Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 306 | |
| Where Have All The Fossils Gone | Where Have All The Flowers Gone | The Kingston Trio | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 291 | |
| 500 Lives | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul & Mary | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 468 | |
| Herr Dunce Can't Reign Again | Here Comes The Rain Again | Eurythmics | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Hey, Bush Is Their Monkey | Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Dave Kay Found None | Our Day Will Come | Ruby & The Romantics | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Bush's State of the Union | Mother And Child Reunion | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Fly Boy, The Buffoon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 304 | |
| At Night, I Scream | Good Night, Irene | The Kingston Trio | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 263 | |
| Slam His Crusade | Amber Cascades | America | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Their Damned Plan | Sandman | America | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Bush Cabal's World Has To Fall | It's A Small World | Richard & Robert Sherman | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Hey, Rush Is A Junkie | Hey, Hey, We're The Monkees | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Limbaugh's Pill Tower | Lady Will Power | Gary Puckett & The Union Gap | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Halliburton Gold Mine | Working In A Coal Mine | Lee Dorsey | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 441 | |
| Rich Kid Who Went AWOL | Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 282 | |
| His Mad Crusade | This Masquerade | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 213 | |
| Deserter | The Letter | The Box Tops | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 283 | |
| In Iraq, After Hussein | Laughter In The Rain | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Bush Missed More Than Two Years | The Hungry Years | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Bush's Folly We Will Boot Election Day | Polly Wolly Doodle | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Power To All My Friends | Power To All Our Friends | Cliff Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 380 | |
| No Gay Marriage | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Shrub's Disparaged | Love And Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 257 | |
| The Bush Regime Must Fall | Wabash Cannonball | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| Poppy Served In the Navy, While Dubya Played Fly Boy | Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| You Missed Us, So Don't Inspect Us | We Wish You A Merry Christmas | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| End The Shrub's Big Show | And I Love You So | Don McLean | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 277 | |
| Throne Was Arranged | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| He's Got A War On | You Are The Woman | Firefall | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 369 | |
| B.S., Duh-Buh-You | P.S. I Love You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Spanish Mayhem | Spanish Harlem | Ben E. King | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 334 | |
| His Reign In Spain | The Rain In Spain | Broadway Cast | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 332 | |
| Dummy Flopped | Bunny Hop | Ray Anthony | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 348 | |
| Throw Bush Out | Twist And Shout | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Throw Bush Out | Twist And Shout | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Oust W. | How Do You Do | Mouth and MacNeal | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 328 | |
| Go Away, Richard Clarke | Saturday In The Park | Chicago | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 290 | |
| Condi | Windy | The Association | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Nothing More That I Can Say | More Than I Can Say | Leo Sayer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 425 | |
| Richard Clarke, Shut Up | Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Rice To W. | Nice To Be With You | Gallery | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 318 | |
| All She Wants To Do Is Rant | All She Wants To Do Is Dance | Don Henley | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 314 | |
| Gory Story In Fallujah (Battle Him For the Republic) | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 238 | |
| Rambling Rice | Rambling Rose | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 300 | |
| Jokes About His Lies | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Dumb, Not Smart | Young At Heart | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Bleeding of Iraq | Leader of the Pack | The Shangri-Las | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Lied, Lied, Shrub | Bye Bye Love | Everly Brothers | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Put Shrub In The Pokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 252 | |
| Shouldn't It Be Rice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| Iraq Prison Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| We Must Fight This Clown | Lights | Journey | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 316 | |
| Knowing He's W. | Knowing Me, Knowing You | ABBA | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 329 | |
| Bush Just Happens To Be War-Crazy | You Don't Have To Be A Star, Baby | Marilyn McCoo & Billy Davis Jr. | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 309 | |
| Neo-cons | On And On | Stephen Bishop | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| Prison Bullies | Wolly Bully | Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 323 | |
| Rumsfeld | Young Girl | Gary Puckett & The Union Gap | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 273 | |
| Meet Lynndie England | Weekend In New England | Barry Manilow | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 329 | |
| Rum's On The Rocks | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 269 | |
| Precarious | Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In | The Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Blackwater | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 355 | |
| Polls Drop, Keep Filling Bush With Dread | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Lynndie | Windy | The Association | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Leash Girl | Rich Girl | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| Bush Knew Hubris Before He Was A Stupid Czar | I Knew Jesus (Before He Was A Superstar) | Glen Campbell | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 303 | |
| Whole Wide World Says He's Wrong | Camptown Races | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Ahmad Chalabi | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 273 | |
| Abu Ghraib | Abacab | Genesis | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 364 | |
| Rummy, Please | Summer Breeze | Seals & Crofts | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 329 | |
| Get Off My Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Angels | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 330 | |
| Saddam's Gun | Seventh Son | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| While Rolling On His Bike One Day | While Strolling Through The Park One Day | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 451 | |
| Rome's In A Rage | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| We're Mourning, Czar Whines | Good Morning, Starshine | Oliver | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| Bush Tries To Be Raygun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| Gitmo Pit | Cisco Kid | War | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 304 | |
| Torture | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Press Shills Now Fawn | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Right Wing Cult Wants The End of the World | End of the World | Skeeter Davisd | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 265 | |
| He Was No Saint | When The Saints Go Marching In | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Shrub's Still Walking Down His Failed Road | I've Been Working On The Railroad | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Got Caught At Torture (They All Spun) | I Broke The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 330 | |
| Bush Got Yanked By A. Chalabi | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 278 | |
| The Torturing One | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| I'll Deny Torture | How Can I Be Sure? | The Rascals | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Why Can't I Be Führer? | How Can I Be Sure? | The Rascals | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Divine Right Of Kings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| It's Not A Movie Kind To Shrub | A Groovy Kind Of Love | The Mindbenders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| The Veep And The Shrub | How Deep Is Your Love | The Bee Gees | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Last We'll See Of Shrub | Sea Of Love | The Honeydrippers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Shrub's Failed Today | Come Sail Away | Styx | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Our Vote, Shrub's Trying Now To Cancel | Crying In The Chapel | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| Moore Burns Pretender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Baby Bush Has Polarized | Baby, What A Big Surprise | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 303 | |
| All F*cked Up | All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 459 | |
| Return, Pretender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Suffered, This World | Colour My World | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| All The Bush Crimes Are Vast And Long | All The Good Time Are Past And Gone | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 216 | |
| Times of Trouble | Tiny Bubbles | Don Ho | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 376 | |
| To Hell With Shrub's Regime | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 292 | |
| Michelle | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 347 | |
| Shrub's Unsound Delusion | The Sound Of Music | Julie Andrews | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Big Lies: Swift Boat Vets' Misinformation | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 269 | |
| Right Wing Banana | Chiquita Banana | Jingle | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 789 | |
| Why Does Zell Love W? | If I Fell | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Why Does Zell Love W? | If I Fell | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Are You Mad Enough | Are You Man Enough | The Four Tops | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 527 | |
| Stop Bush Baby | Rock Your Baby | George McCrae | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 334 | |
| Psycho Miller | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| Hell No, W | Hello Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 277 | |
| Can't The Right Wing Prevent This | Night Train To Memphis | Roy Acuff | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| Faked Guard Duty | Shake Your Booty | K.C. & The Sunshine Band | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 375 | |
| Vote For Our Guy Or You'll Die | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 268 | |
| Don't Give This Bum More Years | The Hungry Years | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 316 | |
| Read My Pet Goat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 274 | |
| I Cannot Win Debates, I Can't | I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 281 | |
| Work Is Hard | Hard Ain't It Hard | The Kingston Trio | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 275 | |
| Sex On The Phone, O'Reilly | Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Iraq | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| I Admit No Sex Harassment | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 296 | |
| We Can't Get Flu Vaccinations | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 259 | |
| Yanks Started To Choke | I Started A Joke | Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 354 | |
| Get Rid of Dunce (And Fast) | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 347 | |
| Let's Give Hell To W | If I Fell | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 287 | |
| Wired | Fire | The Pointer Sisters | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 304 | |
| Wired | Fire | The Pointer Sisters | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Al Qa Qaa | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 318 | |
| Shrub's Not A Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| No Mandate | Mandy | Barry Manilow | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 279 | |
| Don't Think Rice Will Make Things Right | Don't Think Twice, It's All Right | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 297 | |
| Don't Think Rice Will Make Things Right | Don't Think Twice, It's All Right | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Thank God the Great Scoundrel's Gone | Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone | Roy Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 682 | |
| I'm Scheming 'Gainst Those Not With Us | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 264 | |
| Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Suck | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| Our Troops Won't Be Home For The Holidays | There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays | Perry Como | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 288 | |
| Stalking Iraq, Bush's Plundered Land | Winter Wonderland | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 276 | |
| Armored Humvees | Armour Hot Dogs | TV Jingle | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 892 | |
| A Pestilence of Greedy Men | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 245 | |
| Shady Gonzalez | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 264 | |
| Created Great Danger | Away In A Manger | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| States That Are Blue Wished For No W | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| No Friends In The World | The End of the World | Skeeter Davis | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 341 | |
| Great Fake | Daybreak | Barry Manilow | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Protest His Inauguration | Just My Imagination | Temptations | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 208 | |
| Ain't Quittin' In Iraq - There's No Way | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 290 | |
| Sending More Troops, You'll See | Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Condoleeza Swore | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 296 | |
| Torture Boy | Soldier Boy | The Shirelles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 364 | |
| Angel of the Right Wing | Angel of the Morning | Juice Newton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| Shrub's Appalling Reign | Rhythm of the Rain | The Cascades | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Our Country Used To Be | My Country 'Tis Of Theee | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 310 | |
| Shrub's Terra War | America The Beautiful | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| War-Wrangled Manner | Star Spangled Banner | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 298 | |
| This Monarch's Not Mentally Balanced | The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance | Gene Pitney | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 356 | |
| Don't Believe In Evolution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 298 | |
| Shrub The Czar | Love Bizarre | Sheila E | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 327 | |
| Guilty of Too Many War Crimes | Give Me Just A Little More Time | Kylie Minogue | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 292 | |
| Neocon Wolfie Running The World Bank | Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard | Paul Simon | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| You Will Get More Propaganda | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 274 | |
| Grandstand Shrubby | Bandstand Boogie | Barry Manilow | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 332 | |
| Smirking Ass's Hogwash News | Workin' At The Car Wash Blues | Jim Croce | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 299 | |
| Schiavo | Shilo | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 278 | |
| Bush's War Craze | I Wish | Stevie Wonder | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 296 | |
| The Culture of Life | The Circle of Life | Elton John | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 276 | |
| War-Happy | Theme from The Partridge Family | The Partridge Family | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 346 | |
| Dope Has Estranged | Home On The Range | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 272 | |
| War-Happy Together | Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 318 | |
| Bug Man | Taxman | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 314 | |
| Canned Nomination | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 282 | |
| War War Always On My Mind | Always On My Mind | Willie Nelson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 289 | |
| Halliburton | Holly Holy | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| Bush Invasion Plan | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| A Cold Fascist Thug | An Old Fashioned Love Song | Three Dog Night | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 293 | |
| A Disaster Is His Reign | Laughter In The Rain | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 269 | |
| New World Order | The Border | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 294 | |
| War Plan - Neocons' Sorrow | Man of Constant Sorrow | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 276 | |
| Pissed Off The Whole World, Bush's Band | He's Got The Whole World In His Hand | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 279 | |
| Downing Street | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 331 | |
| Memo From Downing | After The Loving | Englebert Humperdinck | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Some Now Chant Impeachment | Some Enchanted Evening | Ezio PInza & Mary Martin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Prison Cells | Pearly Shells | Hank Snow | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 364 | |
| Bush's Smoking Gun | Smoking Gun | Robert Cray | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 341 | |
| Iraq Was Attacked | Little Grass Shack in Kealakua, Hawaii | Hank Snow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| One Battle, Two Battles | One Paddle, Two Paddle | Don Ho | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 371 | |
| Pack The Court | Rock The Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 308 | |
| Cranky Poodle Tony | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 663 | |
| I won't Debate 'Cause I'm King | I Just Can't Wait To Be King | Movie Musical | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 294 | |
| Karl Rove, the Goat, Is Sore | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Joan Baez | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 414 | |
| It's A Crime And It's Treason | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 305 | |
| Crimes And Treason | Rhymes And Reasons | John Denver | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 305 | |
| Ain't Quittin' From The Docket Today | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 297 | |
| Rove Really Was So Bitter | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 248 | |
| Rove Propaganda | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 292 | |
| You're Shrub's Brain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 274 | |
| Bush Brain Running | Long Train Running | Doobie Brothers | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 283 | |
| Watching Scotty's Woe | Watching Scotty G | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 289 | |
| We'll Sing Of Dim Son's Crimes | We'll Sing In The Sunshine | Gale Garnett | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 324 | |
| Blind To Treason, They Deceive | Reason To Believe | Rod Stewart | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 296 | |
| Unaccountable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 275 | |
| Get Along Home, Cindy | Cindy | Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 453 | |
| I Am Gonna Ride My Bike Today | While Strolling Through the Park One Day | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 311 | |
| Crosses Got Run Over By The Brain-Dead | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo & Patsy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| I've Got To Blow Off Cindy | Windy | The Association | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Casey's Mom Asked Me What Noble Cause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 295 | |
| I Don't Fear You, Mr. Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 277 | |
| Robertson Called For Assassination | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 254 | |
| Call On Our Special Forces | You Are My Special Angel | Bobby Helms | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Crappy Holiday | Happy Holiday | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Iraq's Black Gold | Heart Of Gold | Neil Young | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 233 | |
| Take Him Out, In The Lord's Name | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 239 | |
| Laid Low By PATRIOT | Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 237 | |
| Don't Bug Me - I'm On Vacation | Another Brick In The Wall - Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 226 | |
| Denounced, The Despised Dim Son | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 253 | |
| Mr. Brown Could Not Control Flood Water | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 315 | |
| I'm Blamed For The Storm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Blight Upon The City of New Orleans | City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Marshall Field's No More | Cotton Fields | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 266 | |
| Hell, We're Snake-Bit On The Right | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 228 | |
| Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 302 | |
| Don't Pile On Me 'Bout Katrina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 270 | |
| Harriet Miers Medley | Oscar Meyer Balogna/Wiener Jingles | TV Jingle | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 470 | |
| On Top Are Bush Cronies | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 217 | |
| Crony Court Club | The Mickey Mouse Club March | Theme Song | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 263 | |
| It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas | It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 222 | |
| Scooter | School Days | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 230 | |
| Scooter Libby | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 338 | |
| Lame Duck | King Tut | Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 240 | |
| Fret And Woe! Fret And Woe! Fret And Woe! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 257 | |
| Dick Wants More Torturing Done | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| New Lies From Dubya B | Shoo, Fly | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 196 | |
| What We Want For Fitzmas Is For Bush To Leave | All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Spike Jones | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 247 | |
| Bush Would Cause More Bombing Of Towns | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Bing Crosby | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 239 | |
| Shipped As Freight Were Our Dead U.S. Marines | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Wrecking Ball Is Bush's Folly | Deck The Hall | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| Freight Planes | Freight Train | Elizabeth Cotten | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 225 | |
| Bush Tossed the Torture Ceiling | You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | Righteous Brothers | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Bush the King, An Arrogant Czar | We Three Kings Of Orient Are | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 232 | |
| Spying | Crying | Roy Orbison | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 238 | |
| Impeach Dim Son | Here Come The Sun | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| They're Frying The Hammer | If I Had A Hammer | Pete Seeger | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Petty Greed | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 213 | |
| My World | My Girl | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Bush Wants To Spy - It's Illegal | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Bury Constitution | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 237 | |
| An Utter Moron | The Other Woman | Ray Parker Jr. | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 266 | |
| Who Shot The Lawyer? My Shot Gun | I Fought The Law | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 251 | |
| Dick's Bad Shot Cannot Be Fixed | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Rod Stewart | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 247 | |
| Dick Cheney Shot His Gun | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| All Time Low | All Time High | Rita Coolidge | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| Dubai Flub | Bye Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 700 | |
| Polls Are All Down | Blow The Man Down | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 227 | |
| No Joke's Over The Line | One Toke Over The Line | Brewer & Shipley | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 280 | |
| One Choke Hold At A Time | One Toke Over The Line | Brewer & Shipley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| Birdshot Whizzin' Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 258 | |
| I Aimed Wild and Hit Harry | I'm Just Wild About Harry | Judy Garland | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 227 | |
| I'm Just Wild About Mary | I'm Just Wild About Harry | Judy Garland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 460 | |
| Iraq Gets Bombed, For Distraction | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| Dunce Cap, His Crown | Cathy's Clown | The Everyly Brothers | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| No Credibility | Personality | Lloyd Price | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Andy Card | Hard, Ain't It Hard | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| Tom Quit The Congress | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 251 | |
| He's Gone | She's Gone | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 257 | |
| Dick Was Booed At The Ball Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 265 | |
| The Torturer | The Wanderer | Dion | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 263 | |
| Thank God the Great Scoundrel's Gone | Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone | Roy Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 424 | |
| Dumbya Wants War | Kumbaya | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| The Worst That Could Happen To Bush | The Worst That Could Happen | Brooklyn Bridge | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 281 | |
| Around The World, They Say He's Crazed | Theme from Around The World In 80 Days | Bing Crosby | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 265 | |
| Stay The Course, Do The Same | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 241 | |
| So Low?! They Hate Me Not | Swing Low, Sweet Chariot | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 205 | |
| Just Forget It, I Have Made Up My Mind | Have You Ever Had To Make Up Your Mind | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 258 | |
| Detested, Bush's Torturers | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| It's High Time That We Impeached Him | By The Time I Get To Phoenix | Glen Campbell | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 274 | |
| Bomb Iran (2006 version) | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 1470 | |
| Bush's Crazy War A-Team | What A Day For A Daydream | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 240 | |
| I'll Allow No Immigration | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Dubya And His Circle | Will It Go 'Round In Circles | Billy Preston | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| A Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On | A Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 246 | |
| Who Wants No Press Around With Him | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| More War, I'll See To | The More I See You | Chris Montez | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 312 | |
| Still Committing War Crimes | Gonna Have A Good Time (Theme from Fat Albert) | TV Show Theme | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 298 | |
| Emperor Who's Crazy | Ukulele Lady | Bette Midler | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 272 | |
| I Ripped Apart The Constitution | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Moron, Moron | Woman, Woman | Gary Puckett & The Union Gap | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 238 | |
| Dumb Fellow's Terror Charade | Longfellow Serenade | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Let's Forget The Constitution | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 236 | |
| Chavez Was Mocking Bush At The U.N. | Somebody's Knockin' | Terri Gibbs | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 303 | |
| Dubya's Iraq Quagmire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| If I Were A Dictator | If I Were A Carpenter | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Folly Foley | Holly Holy | Neil Diamond | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 233 | |
| Imagine Bush's People | Imagine | John Lennon | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 246 | |
| Vile King | Wild Thing | The Troggs | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 301 | |
| Foley Went Down | Blow The Man Down | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 221 | |
| Unacceptable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Hit A Road Block | Hit The Road, Jack | Ray Charles | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 242 | |
| Leave The White House - Bush You've Failed | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 252 | |
| They Lost And Now They're Reeling | You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' | Righteous Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Impeachment Hell | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Impeach Bush The Right Wing Czar | Drive My Car | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 247 | |
| Rove Is Looking For His Touch | Tush | ZZ Top | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 359 | |
| The Decider | The Letter | The Boxtops | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 333 | |
| Heinous | Venus | Shocking Blue | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 262 | |
| Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low! Lay Him Low! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 268 | |
| The Great Decider | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 263 | |
| After Their Drubbing | After The Loving | Englebert Humperdinck | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 338 | |
| Escalation | Revolution | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 269 | |
| I've Got A Shock-And-Awe Heart | I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 258 | |
| More Sacrifice | Sacrifice | Elton John | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 259 | |
| Republican Moron | American Woman | The Guess Who | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 455 | |
| We Recommend Expulsion | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 288 | |
| Slammer Time | Summertime | Sam Cooke | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 336 | |
| A.G. Gonzalez | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 290 | |
| While Strolling In Iraq One Day | While Strolling Through The Park One Day | Traditional | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 1082 | |
| Gonzo's Grilled | Railroad Bill | Traditional | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 298 | |
| Alberto | Key Largo | Bertie Higgins | 3.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 311 | |
| Impeachment Fever Is Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 282 | |
| Fullerton Man | Traveling Man | Rick Nelson | 4.7 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 379 | |
| I Don't Remember | Try To Remember | The Kingston Trio | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 321 | |
| I Don't Remember | Try To Remember | The Kingston Trio | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 295 | |
| Wake Up, Mr. Ashcroft | Wake Up, Little Suzie | The Everly Brothers | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 303 | |
| Twist In The Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 318 | |
| I'll Take The Fifth Amendment | The Twelfth Of Never | Johnny Mathis | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 653 | |
| Fading Gonzalez | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 298 | |
| Our Dictator | Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) | Jim Croce | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 324 | |
| I Want A Pardon | I Never Promised You A Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 337 | |
| Dick Just Wants To Escalate | I Just Want To Celebrate | Rare Earth | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 356 | |
| Impeachment Of This Bunch | You Beat Me To The Punch | Mary Wells | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 345 | |
| Neocon Insane Gang | Chain Gang | Sam Cooke | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 401 | |
| Shrub's Time Proved Costly | Sunshine Superman | Donovan | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 355 | |
| Iran, Let's Bomb, For Distraction | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| We Found Out 'Bout Craig | Ain't Too Proud To Beg | The Temptations | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 313 | |
| I Can't Take More Resignations | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Knockin' On Toilet Door | Knockin' On Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 471 | |
| Say, Has Anybody Seen That Creep-Trickster Rove | Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 325 | |
| I Can't Get No Bathroom Action | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 398 | |
| Larry Craig's Big Downfall | Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 373 | |
| Expel W. | Since I Fell For You | Lenny Welch | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| The Whole World Will Celebrate The Day When Bush I | I Just Want To Celebrate | Rare Earth | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 331 | |
| Impeach George W. | I Think I Love You | The Partridge Family | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 310 | |
| Dismiss Shrub | Give Me Love | George Harrison | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 303 | |
| Continued Slaying And More Torture | The Border | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 325 | |
| He's Got No Business Being King | You Are The Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 331 | |
| It's Bush's Sh*t | If This Is It | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 322 | |
| Fu**ing Up The Country | Goin' Up The Country | Canned Heat | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 354 | |
| Bush's Crimes, They Aren't A-Changin' | The Times They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 341 | |
| What Did Yoo Do? | How Do You Do? | Mouth & McNeil | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 400 | |
| Insultin' The King | Sultans Of Swing | Dire Straits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| It's The Last Chance For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 520 | |
| Our Country Visibly | My Country 'Tis Of Thee | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Shrub Is Through | Waterloo | ABBA | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 301 | |
| Through | True | Spandau Ballet | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 334 | |
| Shrub's Dumb As A Rock | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 378 | |
| Ain't Nothing Like A Real King | Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing | Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Neocon Morons | Honky Tonk Woman | The Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 266 | |
| Bullsh*t And Spin | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 321 | |
| Dubya's Hit A Brand New Snag | Papa's Got A Brand New Bag | James Brown | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 297 | |
| Bush & His Looney Bunch Are Right Wing Nuts | I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts | Danny Kaye | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 403 | |
| Bush & His Looney Bunch Are Right Wing Nuts | I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts | Danny Kaye | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| He's An Ancient Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 300 | |
| Dummy With Nothing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 300 | |
| Faker Bush, Depart | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 378 | |
| Sarah's Vile | Sara Smile | Hall & Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| We Will Pay Dearly If McCain's Enthroned | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 290 | |
| Gone Broke, Throw Us A Line | One Toke Over The Line | Brewer & Shipley | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 289 | |
| Nay, Sa-rah, Sa-rah | Que Sera Sera | Doris Day | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 349 | |
| Goodbye To Shrub | Goodbye To Love | The Carpenters | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 322 | |
| What's Up, Who Threw Shoes At Me? | Wake Up Little Suzie | Everly Brothers | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 334 | |
| Hock The Vote | Rock The Boat | The Hues Corporation | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Banana Republic | The Chiquita Banana Jingle | Jingle | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 680 | |
| Ballots of Jeb Bush | The Beverly Hillbillies | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| The Spinner Fakes It All | The Winner Takes It All | ABBA | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 361 | |
| Bitchy Woman | Witchey Woman | The Eagles | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 841 | |
| Doomed Cattle | Moon Shadow | Cat Stevens | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 241 | |
| Bush The Real Nowhere Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 273 | |
| Mr. Robertson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 585 | |
| Walfare For Big Business | Takin' Care of Business | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Let's Rattle Tom Delay | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Poppy The Senior Bush | Popeye The Sailor Man | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1160 | |
| The Wrong One | The Long Run | The Eagles | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 263 | |
| Made Up A Lotta Doozies | Wake Up Little Suzie | The Everly Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Hey Rush, I Loathe You | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 241 | |
| Bad Case Of Loathing You (Dr. Laura) | Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 294 | |
| Help Republicans Fail | The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Partisan Woman | Hard Headed Woman | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 220 | |
| Give Those Votes Back | Hit The Road Jack | Ray Charles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 238 | |
| The Rule Of Law | I Fought The Law | The Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 232 | |
| Mad Throngs | Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Really That Dumb | Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 276 | |
| O Holy Night | Radical Right | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 426 | |
| Oh G.O.P. | O' Christmas Tree | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| O Little Brain of Rush Limbaugh | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| O Little Brain of Dubya | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 314 | |
| Dub-bya | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 244 | |
| Suspicious Finds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Stir Up Trouble | The Curly Shuffle | Jump 'N The Saddle | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 247 | |
| Another Prick Who Must Fall | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 291 | |
| Pea Brain | Peace Train | Cat Stevens | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| Queen of Hate | King of Pain | The Police | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Smirk From Austin | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| All They Need Is Rush | All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| I Hate You Abe | I Got You Babe | Sonny and Cher | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| Shut Her Up | Start Me Up | The Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| The Ogre | The Joker | The Steve Miller Band | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 254 | |
| Bush Baby's a Joke | I Started a Joke | The Bee Gee's | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 347 | |
| Bad Lies | Sad Eyes | Robert John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Bush The Panderer | The Wanderer | Dion | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 293 | |
| Don't Mask His Lie | Don't Ask Me Why | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| Dull Man | Soul Man | Sam and Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 405 | |
| The Great Pretenders | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 641 | |
| The Rich Are Back | The Bitch Is Back | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| Profound, When Silent | The Sounds of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 228 | |
| You're A Dim One, Mr. Smirk | You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Boris Karloff | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| He's Mr. Sleaze | Please, Mister, Please | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Republican Dummy | American Woman | The Guess Who | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 271 | |
| Bush Had A Fun Time All His Life | You're The Sunshine Of My Life | Stevie Wonder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| Keep On Mockin' Bush Baby | Rockin' Me | The Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Bush Brat Is Unable | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Every Little Thing He Says Is Comic | Every Little Thing She Says Is Magic | The Police | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 250 | |
| Going To Be Riled | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 220 | |
| Tell Laura We Loathe Her | Tell Laura I Love Her | Ray Peterson | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 287 | |
| Don't Let The Shrub Get Crowned The King | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Bush's Problems Now Are Mounting | She'll Be Comin' Round The Mountain | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 239 | |
| Blunder To My Victory | What A Wonderful World This Would Be | Sam Cooke | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Rush Is Full Of Crock | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 264 | |
| Gingrich Was A Flop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| Cheating Skills | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 334 | |
| Tainted Lady | Painted Lady | Ian Thomas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 294 | |
| Not Ready | Get Ready | The Tempations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| Wrecked The Polls | Deck the Halls | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Bush Baby Did Some Hanky Panky | Hanky Panky | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 280 | |
| Dubya Is Brainless (Theme from B*U*S*H) | Suicide Is Painless" {Theme from M*A*S*H} | Theme Song | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 274 | |
| Cheney, Cheney | Cherry, Cherry | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 254 | |
| Oil Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 286 | |
| Rush Is On The Air | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 214 | |
| Shady Scalia | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 220 | |
| Cheney & Bush Baby | Sherry Baby | The Four Seasons | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 300 | |
| Right Wing Loons Spread The Bullsh*t | A Spoonful of Sugar | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| We Say He's Dumb | Our Day Will Come | Ruby & The Romantics | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 207 | |
| A Yucky Woman (Ode to Linda Tripp) | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 238 | |
| Smirk Blew It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 285 | |
| What Kind Of Clown (George Dubya Is) | My Kind Of Town | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 201 | |
| Trash Talkin' Woman | Sweet Talkin' Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| A Bag of Wind | Against the Wind | Bob Segar | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 376 | |
| Addicted To Rush | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| George Bush Was Crowned the President | God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 428 | |
| Litigator | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 256 | |
| Corruption Express | Marrakesh Express | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| Florida Voters | Greenback Dollar | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Dubya, Don't O.D. | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Bush | Hush | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Hush Rush | Hush | Deep Purple | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| They So Easily Follow Rush | It's So Easy | Linda Ronstadt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| You've Seen Her On The Net | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 233 | |
| George Really Bungled | George of the Jungle | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 546 | |
| Big Fellow Nazi | Big Yellow Taxi | Joni Mitchell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Born George W. | Born On The Bayou | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 293 | |
| President's Son | Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 | |
| The Things They Do For Rush | The Things We Do For Love | 10CC | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 306 | |
| He's Dumb, But He's Grateful | O Come All Ye Faithful | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 320 | |
| Mag Sale Song | The Wassail Song | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Son of the Snoop George B. | Sloop John B | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Little Bush Coup | Little Deuce Coupe | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Boy Rules The World | Joy To The World | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| Boy Fooled The World | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| Fraud In Town | Allentown | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 272 | |
| Unlearned Pretender | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| On Election Day | Graduation Day | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Shrub's Team Made Enemies | Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These | Eurythmics | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 504 | |
| Dumb W. | Love Me Do | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 224 | |
| Fakin' Despite Defeat | Takin' It To The Street | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| So Snide | Slow Ride | Foghat | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 349 | |
| Harris Is Just All Right With Me | Jesus Is Just Alright | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| To Hell With Vote Machines | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| You Can't Worry, Shrub | You Can't Hurry Love | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 206 | |
| John Ashcroft Don't Dance | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins & Messina | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 245 | |
| Shrub, Pretender | Love Me Tender | Elvis Presley | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 232 | |
| Crisco Kid | Cisco Kid | War | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 409 | |
| Where Did The Votes Go? | Where Did Our Love Go? | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 194 | |
| Johnny Ashcroft | Johnny Angel | Shelley Fabares | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 364 | |
| Big Snot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 260 | |
| His Noose | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Don't Cry For Me, Tallahassee | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Madonna | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| Spinning Fool | Spinning Wheel | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| Who Loathes You? | Who Loves You | The Four Seasons | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Dubya, The Bogus POTUS | Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Let's Bang On Snippy | Hang On, Sloopy | The McCoys | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| Flunky Town | Funky Town | Pseudo Echo | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 340 | |
| The Fraud Has Lied | The Tide Is High | Blondie | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Cacklin' Cronies | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| Supreme Court's Installation | You're My Soul and Inspiration | The Righteous Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 214 | |
| Do What I Like | My Life | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| Bush-Run Nation | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| The Right Wing Tricksters Came To Town | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| Something To Joke About | Something To Talk About | Bonnie Raitt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 301 | |
| Shrub Didn't Win | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 281 | |
| Incensed Republicans | Incense & Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 | |
| Dubya's A Goof | Up On The Roof | The Drifters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| Vote Busters | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker, Jr. | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 251 | |
| Navy Submarine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 325 | |
| The Cheater Is Named George W. | How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) | James Taylor | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| What A Lucky Man | Lucky Man | Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 241 | |
| Greenville Sub | Theme from Green Acres | Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| King Called Shrub | Thing Called Love | Bonnie Raitt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 290 | |
| Usurper Smirk | Surfer Girl | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 200 | |
| They'll Never Fall For Rush Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| King Shrub | King Tut | Steve Martin & the Toot Uncommons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 263 | |
| Don't Be Kind to Rush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 206 | |
| Could They All Be Following Rush? | Could It Be I'm Falling In Love? | The Spinners | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Strom Thurmond's Age Charade | Longfellow Serenade | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| What's Rush Got To Do With It | What's Love Got To Do With It | Tina Turner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 616 | |
| Rotten Apple Named Shrub | Chapel of Love | The Dixie Cups | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Bush Brothers' Unravelling Nation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Say We Loathe Him | Say You Love Me | Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 260 | |
| Don't Be Kind To Shrub | There's A Kind Of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| We Will Remember | Try To Remember | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Right Wing Dream Fever | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| He Ain't Ready, He's Jeb's Brother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| Shrub Is A Liar | Love Is Alive | Gary Wright | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| The Bush Mess Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 255 | |
| You're A Shill For The Right | In The Still Of The Night | The Five Satins | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 243 | |
| Kills The Air That We Breathe | The Air That I Breathe | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 227 | |
| Bad Water | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Still The Dunce | Still The One | Orleans | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Drivel Of Rush | Chapel Of Love | The Dixie Cups | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 253 | |
| Dumb Clown | Downtown | Petula Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 233 | |
| He's So Sleazy | It's So Easy | Linda Ronstadt | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 288 | |
| Shrub's Brain | Love Train | O'Jays | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 249 | |
| Let's Degrade Ol' Mr. Snippy | You've Made Me So Very Happy | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Right Wing Beholden | Roll Over, Beethoven | Chuck Berry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 206 | |
| Phony, Phony | Mony, Mony | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Bush's Hundred Days | Maybe I'm Amazed | Wings | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| More Than Revealing | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Inflaming Them Is The Far Right's Fear | It Came Upon A Midnight Clear | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| You'll Be Out By '04 | Lookin' Out My Backdoor | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| Derision Of Shrub | Vision Of Love | Mariah Carey | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 271 | |
| California's Screamin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas & The Papas | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 265 | |
| Sleazy Bush Baby | Dream Baby | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Lazy Little King Called Shrub | Crazy Little Thing Called Love | Queen | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 280 | |
| Bush Must Go | Mexico | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| Do Not Follow Him | I Will Follow Him | Little Peggy March | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 268 | |
| Evict The Shrub | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Dummy's Got Nothin' | Gimme Some Lovin' | Spencer Davis Group | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| Hey Bush, We Loathe You | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Bush's White House Is For Sale | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| Look For Oil | Duke Of Earl | Gene Chandler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 291 | |
| Senate Moves To The Other Side | Break On Through To The Other Side | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| We Don't Trust Bush Baby | Touch Me | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| The Arsenic Song | The Coconut Song | Harry Nilsson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 469 | |
| Attacks On My Peers | Tracks Of My Tears | Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 234 | |
| Schemes | Dreams | Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Tyrants & Fakes | Spiders & Snakes | Jim Stafford | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| Sleaze Is The Word | Grease | Frankie Valli | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Dope Should Be Demoted, And Soon | Hopelessly Devoted To You | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| Jeffords Defected | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| We Loathe The Looney Right | I Love A Rainy Night | Eddie Rabbitt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| Ari Fleischer | Albert Flasher | The Guess Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 271 | |
| Want That Creep Smirk To Fall | Deep Purple | Nino Temple & April Stevens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 357 | |
| The Right Can't Gloat | A White Sport Coat | Marty Robbins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Dubya Is A Flop | At The Hop | Danny & The Juniors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Faking On His Part Won't Do | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 210 | |
| Leader Don't Know Jack | Leader Of The Pack | The Shangri-Las | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| In A Weird Way, Bush Thinks He Is Clever | On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever | Tony Bennett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Sooner Not Later | Sooner Or Later | The Grass Roots | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 222 | |
| The Name of Shrub | The Game of Love | Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 232 | |
| Crime Of The Season | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 230 | |
| Always A Moron | Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| Karl Rove | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 233 | |
| Got Him In | Let 'Em In | Wings | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 275 | |
| Shrub Can't Get It Together | Love Will Keep Us Together | The Captain & Tennille | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Never Been To Spain | Never Been To Spain | Three Dog Night | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| European Scene | Carribean Queen | Billy Ocean | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 250 | |
| Daddy's Girls | Jesse's Girl | Rick Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| Baby Bush | Baby Face | Unknown | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| Bush Is Sh*tty | Kansas City | Wilbert Harrison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 289 | |
| Georgie Bush Coup | The Mickey Mouse Club March | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 284 | |
| He's Out Of Touch | Out Of Touch | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 228 | |
| Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show | Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 246 | |
| G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard | Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 278 | |
| Civil Rights | Southern Nights | Glen Campbell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 489 | |
| Can't Stand The G.O.P. | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Aren't They Loathsome, The Right? | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 304 | |
| We Should Impeach The Bogus King | I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing | The New Seekers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| He'll Pose | The Rose | Bette Midler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 240 | |
| Say, Gipper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| Throw Them Out | Twist and Shout | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 243 | |
| Kenny Has Regrets | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 265 | |
| No Brain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 248 | |
| Smirk, You're Just A Big Buffoon | Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| Make Them Pay | MTA | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia | Midnight Train To Georgia | Gladys Knight And The Pips | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| Newt Don't Have No Powers | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| We Ought To Batter The Right | Another Saturday Night | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 231 | |
| The Right Wants Power | In the Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 205 | |
| Never In Newt's Dreams | Forever In Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 225 | |
| When The Right Goes Down | Lights | Journey | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Good Golly, What Folly | Good Golly Miss Molly | Little Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 259 | |
| I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 279 | |
| DeLay | Today | Randy Sparks/New Christy Minstrels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Heart Attack | Heart Attack | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| They're The G.O.P. | You're A Grand Old Flag | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 209 | |
| Mike Shot His Mouth Off | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 477 | |
| What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly) | What A Fool Believes | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 517 | |
| I Thank You (Ode to the Bushies) | I Thank You | Sam and Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 534 | |
| Ka-Rokey Kid | Hokey Pokey | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 497 | |
| Crooked Bush Administration | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 239 | |
| Dummy's Song | Danny's Song | Kenny Loggins | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 523 | |
| Who's Watt Daddy? | Do Wah Diddy Diddy | Manfred Mann | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 467 | |
| Pacemaker | Heartbreaker | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Mooned By Them | Moonshadow | Cat Stevens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| Florio | Gloria | Shadows Of Knight | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 453 | |
| Elliot Lurie | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 1050 | |
| If You're Not In His Circle | Will It Go 'Round In Circles | Billy Preston | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 403 | |
| Looney People | Looney People | America | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| Goin' Back To Crawford | Walkin' Back to Georgia | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 229 | |
| Cheney (You Runs Shrub's World) | Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 429 | |
| Shrub's Wrong | Love Song | Anne Murray | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| Dick Cheney's Heart | Unchain My Heart | Joe Cocker | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Full Moons | Blue Moon | The Marcels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 293 | |
| Bush The Puppet Man | Puppet Man | Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| The Pander Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 234 | |
| Showed Up In Blue Jeans | Forever In Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 238 | |
| Hit The GPS Spot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 272 | |
| Navy Subsidy | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Pay My Electric Bill | Back Off Boogaloo | Ringo Starr | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 235 | |
| My Way Or The Highway | Rockin' Down The Highway | The Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 224 | |
| Corrupt Every Way | Up, Up And Away | The Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| Ari, You Lie | Louie Louie | The Kingsmen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Of Course, He's To Blame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 309 | |
| Shrub Obeys The Right | I Love A Rainy Night | Eddie Rabbitt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 266 | |
| Bush Lost, But Won By Stealing | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Stop The Power Of Rush | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| They'll Never Clone A Duh-Buh-You | I'll Never Find Another You | The Seekers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 199 | |
| Dancing For The Doomed Right | Dancing In The Moonlight | King Harvest | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 262 | |
| Everybody's Squawkin' At Me | Everybody's Talkin' | Harry Nilsson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 244 | |
| Booing Is A No-No | Going To A Go-Go | Smokey Robinson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 274 | |
| W. Against The World | You And Me Against The World | Helen Reddy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 237 | |
| Odor In The Supreme Court | Owner Of A Lonely Heart | Yes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 297 | |
| Shrub Is Jeered And He'll Be Gone | Love Is Here And Now You're Gone | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| Selected Shrub | Reflections | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 |
