Song Parodies ->Authors -> William Tong
I'm the webmaster for an anti-Republican song parodies site, The Boot Newt Sing Along Page, launched in 1998, when Newt Gingrich was still in Congress. Since 1995, I've written over 1,100 political song parodies, and I've received an equal amount of contributions from my web site visitors. At Chuck's invitation, I began submitting to Amiright in October 2000. A few things I'd like to clear up... My song parodies are written and posted first for my web site audience, who are primarily interested in politics. I do not change or "tone down" the lyrics before sending them to Amiright. Some Amiright readers don't like my lyrical content - if this applies to you, all I can suggest is that you not read them. No one has any business posting attack parodies directed at me, or suggesting to me to stop writing or to write about something else. As long as Chuck, our dear webmaster, finds my submittals acceptable, I'll continue to submit my new parodies. Any fair reading of my work posted here will show that I've covered a wider range of songs from more artists, styles, decades, and current political events than just about anyone; my recent songs mostly make fun of Dubya, but there are more than 100 other songs posted here that are NOT about him. Hey, I'm just having fun like everyone else here, and my jabs at GOP right wingers are made in jest. To other Amiright authors and readers who have supported me, thank you - STG and Michael M. Williams ("Syncronos"), especially; your support and talent are appreciated. Thanks also to all Amiright readers who have read and voted on my parodies. I couldn't have reached 30,000 votes without you. Special thanks go to webmaster Chuck for his incredible enhanced statistics formerly featured on the Amiright web site. I didn't even realize until recently that 31 of the Top 100 Parodies were written by me, and 360 of my 900 parodies made the Amiright charts; including 62 that reached #1 for the week, and 19 of that reached #1 for a month. In addition to USA Today, which mentioned the titles of 2 of my parodies posted on Amiright in their October 24, 2001 edition, another of my parodies, "Yucca Mountain Blues" was posted in its entirety by the Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, VA) in their July 17, 2002 edition. Country Joe McDonald, who wrote and performed the original "The Fish Jeer & I Think I'm Fixing To Die Rag" at Woodstock in 1969 has posted my parody version "The Bush Jeer & Dubya's Fixin' A Lie" at his web site. Three of my parodies were published at the Poets Against The War website.
I've recorded a number of my parodies, but have not yet converted most of them to MP3; but here's a live recorded MP3 of my parody, "Lead Junk" performed by me and my band. By profession, I'm a geologist and college earth science teacher, born in 1958. Working two jobs with a wife and kids makes it rather difficult to write new material and maintain my own web site, but I've managed.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All Right Wing | All Right Now | Free | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 74 | |
| They'll Try To Feed Your Mind | If I Could Read Your Mind | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Cheney's New Pupil | Rainy Day People | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Gramm | Sam | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Star Wars | War | Edwin Starr | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Flunkie Ari | Brother Louie | Stories | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Repel Bush Hell | Michelle | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Ain't No Surplus | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Dullard Of The Country | Coward Of The County | Kenny Rogers | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 53 | |
| Fiasco | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Dubya Just Can't Run The Nation | Just My Imagination | The Temptations | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 53 | |
| Dubya Has A Stolen Throne | Papa Was A Rolling Stone | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| We Just Loathe W. | So Into You | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| I'm An Oil Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| The Schmuck Is A Threat To The World | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Condoleeza Rice | Wouldn't It Be Nice | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| I'm Scared Of New York | I'm Scared | Burton Cummings | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Dubya Came Too Late | It's Too Late | Carole King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Shrub's Hiding Away | Slip Sliding Away | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| American Taliban | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| Bush Is An Irritating Guy | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| The Head Man Is A Moron | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| We Will Still Loathe Him Tomorrow | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | The Shirelles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Shrub The Slacker's A Moron | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Jeb Stole The Votes For Me | Brand New Key | Melanie | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Falwell | Day O | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 89 | |
| Dubya's Gonna Bomb Ya | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 296 | |
| O Taliban | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 395 | |
| Mr. Taliban Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 1119 | |
| Moron | Woman | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Evil Doers, Go Away | Evil Ways | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Sunshine Patriots | Sunshine | Jonathan Edwards | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Rush Can't Hear | Love Is Here, And Now You're Gone | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Shrillest Yet Pundette | Little Red Corvette | Prince | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Dubya, Stupid Czar | Superstar | The Musical, Jesus Christ Superstar | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 50 | |
| The Bush Jeer and Dubya Is Fixing-A-Lie Rag | The Fish Cheer and the I Think I'm Fixing-to-Die Rag | Country Joe McDonald & The Fish | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Flay That Flunky, Ari Fleischer | Play That Funky Music (White Boy) | Wild Cherry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Privatized Security | Private Eyes | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Rumsfeld | Roxanne | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| You Won't Dictate To Us Your Orders | The Border | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 48 | |
| Hidey-Hole | Hi-De-Ho | Blood, Sweat & Tears | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| He's a Stupid, Stupid Man | I'm Your Hoochie Koochie Man | Muddy Waters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Dubya Bash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Sworn Between Two Brothers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary MacGregor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 80 | |
| Bush Is Managed | Magic | Olivia Newton-John | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Doofus | Goofus | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| He's Too Dumb To Lead | Ain't Too Proud To Beg | Temptations | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 64 | |
| He's A Dunce | Shall We Dance | Deborah Kerr & Yul Brynner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| Stupid Guy | Superfly | Curtis Mayfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Republican Taliban | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Bush's Folly Is Still With Us | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Ashcroft | Angie | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| Gonna Lock Down Democracy | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Our Rights Are Dead, John Ashcroft | Tom Dooley | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| We're Bombing Somebody Else For What Bin Laden's Done | Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song | B.J. Thomas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| Bill Of Rights | Boogie Nights | Heatwave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 769 | |
| I Know Dubya Wants To Change The Laws | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| Very Low! Very Low! Very Low! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| An Old Fascist Thug, Rush | An Old Fashioned Love Song | Three Dog Night | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| On Behalf of Big Oil and Business | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Anti-Terror Laws | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Do You Fear What I Fear? | Do You Hear What I Hear? | Tony Sandler & Ralph Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Pop's Child Is Bush | What Child Is This? | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Dumb King Duh-Ba-Ya | Good King Wenceslas | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Bush's Throne Is Bogus | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Rush Limbaugh Is Dumbing Them Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Limbaugh The Liar | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Dubya, Son of Poppa | Mele Kalikimaka | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| A.G. Ashcroft Lies | Bette Davis Eyes | Kim Carnes | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 68 | |
| Clueless George Dubya | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| I Heard The Bogus POTUS Say | I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Jingo Belles | Jingle Belles | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Give 'Em Hell | Silver Bells | Bing Crosby | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Oh, W. | Suzy Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Power of Old Man's Mine | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Not Over My Dead Body, Said Shrub | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 49 | |
| The Right Wing Czar and His Veep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Lived Off His Name | I Got A Name | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| A Crime To Have Bush At The Throttle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 41 | |
| Ken Lay | Today | New Christy Minstrels | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Lay, Kenny Lay | Lay Lady Lay | Bob Dylan | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 48 | |
| Kenny Boy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| He Screwed Enron | Da Doo Ron Ron | The Crystals | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 52 | |
| Crooks Who Were Stealing | Hooked On A Feeling | B.J. Thomas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Lay Broke The Law (He Fleeced Enron) | I Broke The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 333 | |
| Pretzel | Respect | Aretha Franklin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Smirk & Kenneth Lay | Surfin' U.S.A. | Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Lay's Fault | Layla | Derek and the Dominos | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Laura, Don't Let Bush Baby Eat Any More Pretzels | Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| Lay Is Crooked | Hey, Good Lookin' | Hank Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Make This Scandal Go Away | Make The World Go Away | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Don't Tattle, Kenneth Lay | That'll Be The Day | Buddy Holly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Nefarious/Thieves At Enron | Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In | Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Ashcroft's Working Hard To Railroad | I've Been Working On The Railroad | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Hilarious/Let The Shrub Whine | Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In | Fifth Dimension | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 49 | |
| Reelin' In The Beers | Reelin' In The Years | Steely Dan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Dutuy | Shake, Shake, Shake - Shake Your Booty | KC & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Phony Baloney | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 112 | |
| Wants War On Terra | Guantanamera | The Sandpipers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| King Is A Toad | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 52 | |
| Flay George W. and His Throng | I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Ain't No Moron Like The One We've Got | Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got) | The Four Tops | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Investor Cash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Ashcroft the New Darth Vader | Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 59 | |
| The Enron Way | MTA | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Lay's A Real | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 37 | |
| The Fifth Amendment | The Twelfth Of Never | Johnny Mathis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Andersen | Alison | Elvis Costello | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Went Down | Get Down | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 34 | |
| Skilling Proved Costly To Enron | Killing Me Softly With His Song | Roberta Flack | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 203 | |
| Bare Lady | Lady | Little River Band | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 57 | |
| You Must Be Nice To W. | Nice To Be With You | Gallery | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Enron | Downtown | Petula Clark | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 191 | |
| Behind Blue Velvet | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 60 | |
| Crooks In White Collars | Nights In White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 75 | |
| The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 90 | |
| They Bitch And They Whine | Hitching A Ride | Vanity Fair | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Yucca Mountain | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 40 | |
| Nuclear Waste - Nevada's Blight | Wasted Days And Wasted Nights | Freddy Fender | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| He's Rush, the Shifty Big Liar | Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher And Higher | Jackie Wilson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| G.O.P. Are Crackpots | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| In A Daze, We Lost Our Rights | Wasted Days And Wasted Nights | Freddy Fender | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| You'll Hear Bush Lie | As Tears Go By | The Rolling Stones | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 42 | |
| Lazy | Crazy | Patsy Cline | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Axis of Evil | Evil Ways | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Fund, Fund, Fund | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| The World Is Taunting John Fund | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| John Fund's In The Twilight Zone | When Johnny Comes Marching Home | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Enron Down | Wreck of the Titanic (Husbands & Wives) | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Cheney | Amie | Pure Prairie League | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 72 | |
| Dubya the Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| Stubborn Man | Southern Man | Neil Young | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| The Shady Bunch | The Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Reckless Attitude | Electric Avenue | Eddie Grant | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| She's Rude | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Sir Nuke | Sir Duke | Stevie Wonder | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Laissez Faire Is The Way | Today Is The Day | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Shocks The Whole World | Top of the World | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Enron's Fall | Crumblin' Down | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| I'm A Little Teapot | It's Another Teapot Dome | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 320 | |
| Clinton, the Right's Obsession | Midnight Confessions | The Grass Roots | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| In '04, We Will Throw Bush Out | Shout | Isley Brothers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 84 | |
| Nuclear Waste Is On The Way | Wasted On The Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Colors | Colours | Donovan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Impudence | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Oil Man Dubya | Oye Como Va | Santana | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Bush Is Ludicrous | Just The Two Of Us | Grover Washington Jr. & Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Blinded By The Right | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| I Want Everything A Secret | Do You Want To Know A Secret | The Beatles | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 50 | |
| Secrets Aid This Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Bush The Dummy Wears The Crown | See The Funny Little Clown | Bobby Goldsboro | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Right Wing Bitch | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| What Does Bush Keep Secrets Of? | Secret Love | Doris Day | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Ari Told Us Lies | Holly Holy | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| Yes, We Know That They're Mean | If You Know What I Mean | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| Dubya's Your Friend | You've Got A Friend | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Let's Topple Old Smirky | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| The Bush Named Noelle | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| He Thinks He's My Clone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 100 | |
| Dubya's A Rich Man | If I Were A Rich Man | Zero Mostel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 84 | |
| Bush Hangs On | Let's Hang On | The Four Seasons | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 48 | |
| He's Determined To Bring Pain To California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| My Evil Clone | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 118 | |
| Time For Bush To Go Away | Every Time You Go Away | Paul Young | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Lost Is Shrub | Lost In Love | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| She Fought Them Off And She Won | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| The Unteachable Czar | The Impossible Dream | Jack Jones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| It Ain't Funny, Their Crime Just Slips Away | Funny How Time Slips Away | Willie Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 35 | |
| Shield Him From This | Sealed With A Kiss | Brian Hyland | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Poppy Bush's Boys | The Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song | Waylon Jennings | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 115 | |
| Without Hughes | Without You | Harry Nilsson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Workin' Without Karen Hughes | Workin' At The Carwash Blues | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Bush Aide Hughes | Blue Suede Shoes | Carl Perkins | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 58 | |
| Dancing In The Suite | Dancing In The Street | Martha & The Vandellas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| They'll Want To Call On Shrub Again | I'll Never Fall In Love Again | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Imaginary Budget | Imaginary Lover | Atlanta Rhythm Section | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Drunk: Bush's Daughters | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Calico Cats | Alley Cat | Bobby Rydell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 97 | |
| Bush Daddy To The Rescue | Jim Dandy | Black Oak Arkansas | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| Yucca Mountain Lie | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 54 | |
| Yucca Mountain Way | Rocky Mountain Way | Joe Walsh | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 73 | |
| Kooky | Spooky | The Classics IV | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Stupid Bush | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| 9/11 Investigations | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 64 | |
| Who'll Stop His Reign | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Corporate Bonanza | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Lay's Blind Alley | Lay Down, Sally | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| He's Only Just Begun To Spin | We've Only Just Begun | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Faker Shrub Has Got Nothing At All | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Bush, Your Wheels Are Spinning | Beginnings | Chicago | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 59 | |
| Fool Who Was Blind | Cruel To Be Kind | Nick Lowe | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| We're Mocking That Bush Baby's Name | Sweet Baby James | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| He'll Lose His Throne | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Pooty Poot Poot | Rooty Toot Toot | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| The Bomber | La Bamba | Ritchie Valens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| If You Bicker At All | Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Never Seen | Evergreen | Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Bush Wages War | The Way We Were | Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Have This Fool Relieved | What A Fool Believes | Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Smoke From Ms. Coulter | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Mr. Smirk's Unwanted | Dirty Laundry | Don Henley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| I Can't Stand Her | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Small Brain | Small Town | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Prison Time | Clementine | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| War Time Power | In The Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| 9/11 Came In Handy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| One | One | Three Dog Night | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 108 | |
| Crooks With Money | Cook With Honey | Judy Collins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Let's Take Back America | Pink Houses | John Mellencamp | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| Yucca Mountain Blues | Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 49 | |
| Criminality | Personality | Lloyd Price | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Bush Says Bomb Iraq | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| Crime By Accountants | Climb Every Mountain | Julie Andrews | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 54 | |
| Harvey Is The Pits | Bennie and the Jets | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Let His Ego Soar | Let The Eagle Soar | John Ashcroft | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Harken Oil Scandal Stings | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Snooping Behind Closed Doors | Behind Closed Doors | Charlie Rich | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Unwanted New Thugs | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| He Will Pay Dearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Prying Eyes | Private Eyes | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 93 | |
| You Will Be Watched Covertly | Someone To Watch Over Me | Frank Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Hot Headed | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Their Pryin' Eyes | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Loose Lips Are Sealed | Our Lips Are Sealed | The Go-Gos | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Boy W. | A Boy Named Sue | Johnny Cash | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| Your 401K's In Danger From Shrub | Teenager In Love | Dion | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Watching His Bulls | Watching The Wheels | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Jackboot Snitching Morons | Witchy Woman | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| He Flopped At Ka-Rokey | On Top Of Old Smoky | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 54 | |
| Big Corporate Czar Crime | Good Morning Starshine | Oliver | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Lie, And You'll Pay | YMCA | The Village People | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| They're Crappy Together | Happy Together | The Turtles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| John, The Son Of A Preacher Man | Son Of A Preacher Man | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 254 | |
| Poll Man | Soul Man | Sam and Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Dim Man | Tin Man | America | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| Strike Iraq | Like A Rock | Bob Seger | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Scandals Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| We Loathe Bush More Today Than Yesterday | More Today Than Yesterday | Spiral Staircase | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| We Don't Want Bush Baby | Don't You Want Me, Baby | The Human League | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| The Greedy Bunch | The Brady Bunch | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Blue-Nosed Spy | Blue Tail Fly | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 54 | |
| This King's A Liar | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Tell Me What To Say | What'd I Say | Ray Charles | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 40 | |
| Drive My Car | Georgia Voters Drove Out Barr | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| We Can't Stand His Command | Put Your Hand In The Hand | Ocean | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 35 | |
| Give Ann a Raspberry and Say | Raspberry Beret | Prince | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 59 | |
| Shrub Is A Dumb Pretender King | Love Is A Many Splendored Thing | The Four Aces | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Crime After Crime | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Take Me Out Of The Ballgame | Take Me Out To The Ballgame | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 96 | |
| Grandmas Got Run Over By The Fascists | Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| Bush Baby Is Now Despised | Baby, What A Big Surprise | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Dick and G.W.B. | Me and Bobbi McGee | Kris Kristofferson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Blair | Clair | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Just Do As You're Told | Country Road | James Taylor | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Has Been Ruined | Harry Truman | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Please Believe Me Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Attack | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 59 | |
| Stop Those Bombs Aimed By Shrub | Stop In The Name Of Love | The Supremes | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Ain't No Fun Time 'Til He's Gone | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 70 | |
| Inquiry | Diary | Bread | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| He Writes His Smut | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 110 | |
| Bush Cabal | Hushabye | The Beach Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Saddam Hussein | People Are Strange | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| They'd Shout Me Down | Charlie Brown | The Coasters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| Let's Do Some Boozin' | Dance To The Music | Sly & The Family Stone | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Spock's Logical Song | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 48 | |
| I Saw Suspicious Men | I Saw Three Ships | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 42 | |
| Indeed, You | I Need You | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| War, War, War | More, More, More | Andrea True Connection | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Shrub's Out Of Control | I Love Rock & Roll | Joan Jett & The Blackhearts | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Shrub Wants A Battlefield | Love Is A Battlefield | Pat Benatar | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 37 | |
| Bush Baby Really Scares The Whole World | Wild World | Cat Stevens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Not Afghanistan | Handy Man | James Taylor | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 50 | |
| Ann Is Crazed | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| I'll Get Iraq Torn Apart | I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| Crawford Bound | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Bush Wants A War | I Fought The Law (And The Law Won) | Bobby Fuller Four | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 77 | |
| Bush the Bully | Wooly Bully | Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 64 | |
| You'd Strip Me Of Powers | You Don't Bring Me Flowers | Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| I'll Slam Iraq | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Shrub Will Bomb Iraq | Loves Me Like A Rock | Paul Simon | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 41 | |
| Junta, Begone | Delta Dawn | Helen Reddy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| First Iraq, Then The World | Top of the World | The Carpenters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| I Demand It | I Can't Stand It | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Wouldn't War Be Lovely | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| After This Fight | After Midnight | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 60 | |
| He Hates Hussein | Daisy Jane | America | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Fling Those Bombs | Sing | The Carpenters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| I Will Control Your Land | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| I'm So Hot For War | She's So Cold | The Rolling Stones | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| Regime Change Starts At Home | Home Sweet Home | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| I'm Dubya The Ape, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| War Now, Forever | It's Now Or Never | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| Nuke For Oil | Duke Of Earl | Gene Chandler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Dubya's Spite Is Why We're Fighting | Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| My Little Clown | My Little Town | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Pact Breaker | Heartbreaker | Dionne Warwick | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| I Have A Scheme | I Have A Dream | ABBA | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 63 | |
| Oil Keeps Us Running | It Keeps You Running | Doobie Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Don't You Know It's A Right Wing Coup | Don't You Know What The Night Can Do | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Fire Shrub | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Freedom Now To Kill | Freedom Overspill | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Lunacy | Valerie | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Don't Be In A Trance | While You See A Chance | Steve Winwood | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| The Right Tells A Thousand Lies | The Night Has A Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| He Spies | These Eyes | The Guess Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| The Power of Shrub | The Power of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| The Snoop Snoop Song (You're On His List) | The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss) | Betty Everett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| Faking By The Dimwit | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| I'm Henry the Ace, I Am | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 44 | |
| Whitewash The Investigation | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| They're No Good | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Mrs. Bush, You've Got Two Drunken Daughters | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Oh, Please Bomb Iraq | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Police State Is Bad | Feliz Navidad | Jose Feliciano | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| My Reward | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Ol' Mr.Iran-Contra | Una Paloma Blanca | George Baker | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 46 | |
| Oil Czar | All Star | Smashmouth | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Go Give Lott A Shove | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Faker And Liar | Paper And Fire | John Mellencamp | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Still To Blame | Still The Same | Bob Seger | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Followers Will Stick To Us | Jolly Old Saint Nicholas | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Lott Hangs On | Let's Hang On | The Four Seasons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Stepped Down | Get Down | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Bush Team Deceivers | Daydream Believer | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Ashcroft Is A Nervous Guy | Angels We Have Heard On High | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 66 | |
| Don't Tell Any Accountants | Go Tell It On The Mountain | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Oust Mr. Trent Lott | Up On The Housetop | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is Saddam's Defeat | All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | Spike Jones | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 58 | |
| Booze With Us | Blue Christmas | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 73 | |
| It's The Most Wonderful Kind Of A Beer | It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year | Andy Williams | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Things Are Swell | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| Bubba, Don't Screech | Papa, Don't Preach | Madonna | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 134 | |
| Frist On My List | Kiss On My List | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| One-Trick Phony | One-Trick Pony | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| House of the Lying Dunce | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Not W. | If Not For You | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Ann Coulter's Nation | Anticipation | Carly Simon | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 61 | |
| Blue Skies Dying, Acid Rain | Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain | Willie Nelson | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 53 | |
| Iran-Contra Men | Stout-Hearted Men | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Forgot Afghanistan | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Crooked and Incompetent G.W.B. | Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy | Andrews Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Wicked To Hide | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 32 | |
| I'll Get Saddam Moved | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Go All The Way | Show Me The Way | Peter Frampton | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| He Won't Hear It - He's Despised In The World | Spirits In The Material World | The Police | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| All I Wanna Do Is Get Saddam | All I Wanna Do | Sheryl Crow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| Have A Tequila | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 61 | |
| Boo Birds | Blackbird | Paul McCartney | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| That's Shrub | That's Love | Jim Capaldi | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Iraq Armageddon | Rock Me, Amadeus | Falco | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Can We Steal Their Oil? Damned Right | Can You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Stupidman | Theme from The Adventures of Superman | Unknown | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Fished For Clinton's Zipper | Oh, Them Golden Slippers | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| I'm Right - We'll Fight | Moonlight Feels Right | Starbuck | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Hate That Scott Ritter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| My Missles Go 500 Miles | 500 Miles | Peter, Paul & Mary | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| We're Bound To Fight | Get Down Tonight | KC & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Bush Hasn't Got Time To Explain | Haven't Got Time For The Pain | Carly Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Smirking Son | Smoking Gun | Robert Cray | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Bush's Poodle, Tony | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 59 | |
| Get Hussein | Let It Rain | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 48 | |
| World Thinks Bush Is A Dunce | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 62 | |
| What His War's About Is Oil | What The World Needs Now Is Love | Jackie DeShannon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Shrub Bombs Iraq | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Oil Fueled His Frenzy | You Send Me | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| We Will Mock You | We Will Rock You | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| He's Been Abandoned | We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Bush Wants The Whole World | He's Got The Whole World In His Hand | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Played By Walken | These Boots Were Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 49 | |
| Jester | Pressure | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| It's A Witch Hunt | You're A Rich Girl | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| This Is It, World | You're A Rich Girl | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| He's All Alone | We're All Alone | Boz Scaggs | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Attacking And Fighting Again | Back In The High Life Again | Steve Winwood | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| War On Hussein | Morning Train (Nine to Five) | Sheena Easton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| God Told Him So | God Only Knows | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Endless War | Endless Love | Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Veto Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Keep On Talking Of War | We Don't Talk Anymore | Cliff Richard | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Hussein's Destruction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Wrong And Blinding Road | Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 37 | |
| Bush The Ass, War-Crazed, Is Blind | And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Hellacious Great Balls of Fire | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| They Call This King Pariah | They Call The Wind Mariah | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 41 | |
| War Plan's Been Bungled | Run Through The Jungle | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| War Machine | Billie Jean | Michael Jackson | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| War Feels Good | I Feel Good (I Got You) | James Brown | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Bungled The Cakewalk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 53 | |
| Torn My Battle Plan | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 45 | |
| Roasting You | Close To You | The Carpenters | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| Iraqis Chose To Fight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| I'll Go It Alone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & The Shondells | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 72 | |
| King Of Iraq | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Hegemon | Pokemon | Theme Song | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Neocon Dance | Neutron Dance | Pointer Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| No Matter What, Wants War | No Matter What | Badfinger | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Plans That End In War | That's What Friends Are For | Dionne Warwick & Friends | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Big War Man | Guitar Man | Bread | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Let 'Em Bleed | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Bush's Big Hypocrisy | You're The Biggest Part of Me | Ambrosia | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Shrub Ain't The Answer | Love Is The Answer | England Dan & John Ford Coley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Fear and The Shrub Together | We're In This Love Together | Al Jarreau | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Bush Had To Stop Saddam | Shop Around | Smoky Robinson & The Miracles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| If You Ask Why or Defy | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 58 | |
| Don't Believe Bush's Lie | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| Simning | Something | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 90 | |
| Really, Bush Ain't A Hero | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Bo Donaldson & The Heywoods | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Gamblin' Man | Ramblin' Man | Allman Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 77 | |
| Stopped The Boat | Rock The Boat | Hues Corporation | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Shrub's Story | Theme from | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Faker Jet Fighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Law Of The Jungle | Run Through The Jungle | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| The Most Hated Man Now In The World | The Most Beautiful Girl | Charlie Rich | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Rove, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away | You've Got To Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Dunce Who's Abusive | Dance To The Music | Sly & The Family Stone | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Burn! Burn! Burn! | Turn! Turn! Turn! | The Byrds | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 59 | |
| A Dunce Now Rules America | America | Neil Diamond | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 64 | |
| The World's In Trouble | The Curly Shuffle | Jump 'N' The Saddle Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Lie For Bush Baby | Cry Like A Baby | The Boxtops | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose | Do You Know The Way To San Jose | Dionne Warwicke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Stand By, Iran | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Faked His Job And Flubbed It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| No WMD's | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 39 | |
| Scorned Me | Born Free | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Be Wary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Doomsday Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glenn Campbell | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Far Right Radio | Late Night Radio | John Denver | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Weight Gain | Freight Train | Elizabeth Cotton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly | Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| Bomb Iran | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 512 | |
| Bush Lied, Many Thousands Died | The Night Has A Thousand Eyes | Bobby Vee | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 59 | |
| Ground Fog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Republicans Lie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Bring 'Em On | Let 'Em In | Paul McCartney & Wings | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Don't Care 'Bout Blair | Somewhere Out There | Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Gung Ho Moron | Long Cool Woman | The Hollies | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Shrub's In A Box | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 37 | |
| Scary Ann | Carrie Anne | The Hollies | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Hard Crazed Right | Hard Day's Night | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| I'm Henry The Hyde, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| Dumpster Trash | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Grand Old Party | Garden Party | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Jesse's World | Jesse's Girl | Rick Springfield | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Don't You Wish You Were Ken Starr | When You Wish Upon A Star | Cliff Edwards | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Bogus Words | Words | The Bee Gees | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Condoleeza | Mona Lisa | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Dumb Bush Baby Should Get Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| We've Seen Scandals | Sixteen Candles | The Crests | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| No Threat Was There | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Johnny's No Good | Johnny B. Goode | Chuck Berry | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Sixteen Words | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Bomb Saddam's Sons | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Crying | Lying | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| Liar | Fire | The Pointer Sisters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Don't Let Dim Son Practice Lying | Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying | Gerry & The Pacemakers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| You've Lost At Budget Dealing | You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 38 | |
| Bush Lies 'Bout Yellow Cake Sold | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 40 | |
| Right Wing Wants To Reign In All Of California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Lied 'Bout Yellow Cake And Got A War For Me | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| You're Insane | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 52 | |
| Far Right, She's Mean | Good Night, Irene | The Weavers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Ain't He Fruity | Tutti Fruity | Little Richard | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 117 | |
| Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On | Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 35 | |
| Hyde, Why Don't You Go Get A Life | Got To Get You Into My Life | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| His Grapes Are Sour | In The Midnight Hour | Wilson Pickett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| He's Rush Limbaugh, N'yea, N'yea | She Loves You | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Election Day Blues | Wedding Bell Blues | The Fifth Dimension | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Go Give Lott A Shove | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Schwarzenegger | Operator | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Gives Him A Thrill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| They're Zealots | Cecelia | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Oh Arnold | Oh Carol | Neil Sedaka | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| When I'm Sixty-Five | When I've Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 226 | |
| Hyde's Not Embarassed | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Hyde's Talkin' | Jive Talkin' | The Bee Gees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| The Most Crude Politician | The Most Beautiful Girl | Charlie Rich | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| They Shouldn't Run the U.S.A. | Back In The U.S.A. | Chuck Berry | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| The Groper | The Joker | Steve Miller Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Ballad of Dan Quayle | Ballad of Jef Clampett | Earl Scruggs & Lester Flatt | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Blew By You | Blue Bayou | Roy Orbison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Quayle Calypso | Day O | Harry Belafonte | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Run, Run, Run | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Monica | Gloria | Shadows of Knight | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| I Can't Help Feeling Disgust For You | I Can't Help Falling In Love With You | Elvis Presley | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 52 | |
| Not A Believer | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Saturday Night Specials | Midnight Special | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Maniac From Georgia | Rainy Night In Georgia | Brook Benton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| No Solution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Save Your Last Dime For Me | Save The Last Dance For Me | The Drifters | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Danny Q | Suzy Q | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Rush Is All Wind | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Rush Is A Pox | Love On The Rocks | Neil Diamond | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 35 | |
| I Can't Stand Him | I'm Still Standing | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Mad Schemer | Maneater | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing | Wind Beneath My Wings | Bette Midler | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 41 | |
| Newt Had No Shame | Ain't That A Shame | Fats Domino | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| Kenny, Kenny | Jenny, Jenny | Little Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Scandal Time | Summertime | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 37 | |
| Band Of Goons | Band Of Gold | Freda Payne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Newt's A Real Nowhere Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 36 | |
| Scum On The Water | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 58 | |
| Some Will Chant Impeachment | Some Enchanted Evening | Ezio Pinza & Mary Martin | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 37 | |
| Bush, Stop | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| I Pray A Bitter Failure For You | I Say A Little Prayer For You | Dionne Warwick | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| The Terminator | My Generation | The Who | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Puppet Who Is King | Puppet On A String | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Quagmire | Rag Doll | The Four Seasons | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Blister The Right Today | Twistin' The Night Away | Sam Cooke | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| He Can't Smirk It Out | We Can Work It Out | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| Father and Child Reunion | Mother and Child Reunion | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Mark Chmura | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 70 | |
| Bush Would Limit Our Freedom | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Kick His Booty | Shake Your Booty | K.C. & The Sunshine Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| The Fool Right | Cool Night | Paul Davis | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Every Mess You Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| D'Amato | Tomorrow | Musical | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| He's Lying Now | Who's Crying Now | Journey | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Bye Bye, Shrub | Bye Bye, Love | The Everly Brothers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Jeepers, Freepers | Jeepers, Creepers | Louis Armstrong | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Limbaugh Claims He Means No Harm | Old McDonald Had A Farm | Nursery Rhyme | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 104 | |
| Rush, Stop | Bus Stop | The Hollies | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 43 | |
| Rush Is Crazy and a Liar | Light My Fire | The Doors | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| Right Wing Agenda | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Shrub Is In Despair | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 49 | |
| Smirking, But He's Going To Lose | Workin' At The Carwash Blues | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 36 | |
| W.'s Trying To Attack Al Gore | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 34 | |
| Texecution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Their Defeat Goes On | The Beat Goes On | Sonny & Cher | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| That Newt Was Sent A-Walkin' | These Boots Were Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| Swept Away | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| They're Mad At Reno Now | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| We Can't See Clearly Now In Houston | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Their God Is Rush | I'm Not In Love | 10cc | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 46 | |
| Tax Plan | Roxanne | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Who Can They Beat Now | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 39 | |
| Way To Go, W. | Hello, Mary Lou | Rick Nelson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 38 | |
| Smirk's Out Of Control | Shake, Rattle & Roll | Big Joe Turner | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Unelectable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| Why Do Fools Fall For Rush | Who Do Fools Fall In Love | Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | |
| Find Blame | Mind Games | John Lennon | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| They Ran Aground | I Get Around | The Beach Boys | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| The Stupid One | The Seventh Son | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 40 | |
| Brother John's PATRIOT Salvation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| We Loathe War Bluster From This Czar | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 33 | |
| They Tried To Railroad Bill | Railroad Bill | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 42 | |
| Shrub Caused Sickening Slaughter | (Love Is) Thicker Than Water | Andy Gibb | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Won't Stop Deceiving | Don't Stop Believing | Olivia Newton-John | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 44 | |
| Won't Stop Aggrieving | Don't Stop Believing | Journey | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| Exodus of Roy Moore | Exodus | Pat Boone | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Moore's Slabs Of Rock | I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Headed For A Fight | Couldn't Get It Right | Climax Blues Band | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 47 | |
| War | More | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Shrub Is Sore | Love In Store | Fleetwood Mac | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 34 | |
| Don't Download Again | On The Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| They Swiped Our Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 52 | |
| R.I.A.A. | Y.M.C.A. | The Village People | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Underground Sued | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| Bat Newt Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Barge On Polluted Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Can't Buy My Vote | Can't Buy My Love | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Eight Bucks A Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 52 | |
| Fool On The Hill | Fool On The Hill | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 51 | ||
| GOPAC | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 45 | |
| Get Back | Get Back | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |
| Get Ready | Get Ready | The Temptations | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Dole Man | Soul Man | Sam & Dave | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 56 | |
| Dupes In California Wishing To Replace Gray Davis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| The Game of Will | The Game of Love | Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Baby, I'm Back | Baby Come Back | Player | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 74 | |
| Bad Water | Black Water | Doobie Brothers | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Could They All Be Following Newt | Could It Be I'm Falling In Love | The Spinners | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 50 | |
| Hard Line Robert Dole | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 48 | |