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Song Parodies -> "Poll Man"

Original Song Title:

"Soul Man"

Original Performer:

Sam and Dave

Parody Song Title:

"Poll Man"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Corporate scandals and 9/11 questions steadily erode Dubya's poll ratings - As sung by Dubya Bush:
(instrumental intro)

As I tell you, just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let bad news go cold.
I don't regret it. I've got nothing.
I'm worried! Election's coming.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

Get what I want - that's my way.
We're at war, you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, Cheney, we'll just have to sweat.
What voters see, hope they forget.

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

A stab of hope, and I hope we'll win.
I'm no dope - I'm Big Business' best friend.

Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).

I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...

(repeat and fade)

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