Song Parodies -> Poll Man
| Original Song Title: | "Soul Man" |
| Original Performer: | Sam and Dave |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poll Man" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Corporate scandals and 9/11 questions steadily erode Dubya's poll ratings - As sung by Dubya Bush:
(instrumental intro)
As I tell you, just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let bad news go cold.
I don't regret it. I've got nothing.
I'm worried! Election's coming.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
Get what I want - that's my way.
We're at war, you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, Cheney, we'll just have to sweat.
What voters see, hope they forget.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
A stab of hope, and I hope we'll win.
I'm no dope - I'm Big Business' best friend.
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
(repeat and fade)
As I tell you, just do as you're told.
Say nothing! Let bad news go cold.
I don't regret it. I've got nothing.
I'm worried! Election's coming.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
Get what I want - that's my way.
We're at war, you'd better...
Watch just what you say.
So, Cheney, we'll just have to sweat.
What voters see, hope they forget.
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
A stab of hope, and I hope we'll win.
I'm no dope - I'm Big Business' best friend.
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah).
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
I'm a poll man...
(repeat and fade)
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