Song Parodies -> I Demand It
| Original Song Title: | "I Can't Stand It" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Demand It" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
As sung by Dubya, demanding a resolution of war from a reluctant Congress
(instrumental intro)
You've been told.
I'm waiting for Saddam to get burned.
You must fold.
This is the line that I've learned.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
I'll explain.
Inspections of weapons refused.
What, Hussein?
You accept? Now I'm confused.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
(instrumental break)
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
Now it's time.
Time to tell Saddam and show
Ain't no crime
No crime to make regime change go.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start...
You've been told.
I'm waiting for Saddam to get burned.
You must fold.
This is the line that I've learned.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
I'll explain.
Inspections of weapons refused.
What, Hussein?
You accept? Now I'm confused.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
(instrumental break)
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
Now it's time.
Time to tell Saddam and show
Ain't no crime
No crime to make regime change go.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
For war, I'll expound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
No screwing around.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound.
I demand it.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start.
Iraq, I will pound; let it start...
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