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Song Parodies -> "Robertson Called For Assassination"

Original Song Title:

"Just My Imagination"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Robertson Called For Assassination"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire inspired by Pat Robertson's deranged call for U.S. special forces to assassinate Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, broadcast to millions on viewers on his "700 Club" television show
(instrumental intro)

Could say it's a window to what gets right wing asses hi-igh...
You say to yourself, "He's such a yucky gu-uy."
Public call for murder;
Right wingers' dream come true.
He appalled all the people in the world
Spoke so wrongfully...

Robertson called for assassination...
Hugo Chavez won't flee.
Pat had called for assassination
Hugo Chavez won't flee.

So, Pat was queried... just what did he mean?
Had he spoken for himself, or for our country?
He broke two laws, maybe three.
He'll tell you li-i-i-ies... won't realize at all.
He shouldn't try to scream what he feels; looney schemes.

Robertson called for assassination...
Hugo Chavez won't flee.
Pat had called for assassination
Hugo Chavez won't flee.

(brief instrumental break)

Every night, on his knees, he'll pray
"Dear Lord, hear my plea...
To Venezuela, go and take out that Chavez;
Let's see his regime di-i-ie.

Oh, that would be heavenly.
Force of arms foretold me.
Let's end Chavez' dynasty."
But in reality, Pat wants to murder coldly.

Called for assasination - once again...
Hugo Chavez won't flee.
Pat had called for assassina-a-tion
Hugo Chavez won't flee.

Called for assasination
Hugo Chavez won't flee.
Pat had called for assassina-a-tion.
Hugo Chavez won't flee.

(repeat refrain and fade)

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