Song Parodies -> The Most Crude Politician
| Original Song Title: | "The Most Beautiful Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Charlie Rich |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Most Crude Politician" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Written in 1996 about then House Speaker Newt Gingrich
(instrumental intro)
Hey! Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying? Lying?
Hey! If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
We woke up this morning
And realized what he had done
He cut the budget for the EPA
Before they fired the warning gun
He went ahead and he did some things
Now come the headaches that the protests bring
He got too smug and he couldn't see
His fall in his popularity, so
Hey! Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying? Lying?
Hey! If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
If you happened to see
The most crude politician
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
Hey! Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying? Lying?
Hey! If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
We woke up this morning
And realized what he had done
He cut the budget for the EPA
Before they fired the warning gun
He went ahead and he did some things
Now come the headaches that the protests bring
He got too smug and he couldn't see
His fall in his popularity, so
Hey! Did you happen to see
The most crude politician on Earth?
And if you did, was he lying? Lying?
Hey! If you happened to see
The man they call Newt Gingrich
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
If you happened to see
The most crude politician
Talk out of turn?
He will be sorry
He is a big cry baby
Oh, won't you tell him
We don't love him
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