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Song Parodies -> "Bush Buddies Are So Bitter"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Bush Buddies Are So Bitter"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Inspired by the vindictiveness of the Bush Administration (allegedly Karl Rove), who leaked the identity of CIA covert operative Valerie Plame in order to exact revenge on her husband, former Ambassador Joe Wilson, who opposed Bush's Iraq War
(instrumental intro)

Bush buddies are so bitter.
Hate makes them mad, head to chest.
Bush buddies, we mean: Karl Rove and crew;
Slaves at Shrub's behest.

They are so crooked,
They're just astounding.
They'll try to hide from discovery.
When Bush got his nose tweaked;
A spy then Rove leaked.
This creep revealed Plame's secret to the Right.

'Cause, Bush buddies are so bitter.
Through dumb crimes, they're up to no good.
Bush buddies' sh*t fit; spite from Rove and crew.
They just did it 'cause they could.

The way that Bush toadies
Prove that they are toadies:
Be blind apparatchiks - follow W.
Spin keeps Bush a-running.
They'll just keep it humming.
What they've learned through coup:
What kings can do.

Bush buddies are so bitter.
Hate makes them mad, head to chest.
Bush buddies, we mean: Karl Rove and crew;
For Bush Baby, Slaves at Shrub's behest.

Slaves at Shrub's behest...
Slaves at Shrub's behest...
Slaves at Shrub's behest...
Slaves at Shrub's behest...

(repeat last line and fade)

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