Song Parodies -> Dubya Came Too Late
| Original Song Title: | "It's Too Late" |
| Original Performer: | Carole King |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dubya Came Too Late" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
While Mayor Giuliani was on the front lines in New York, President Bush apparently hid and took 4 days to show up.
(instrumental intro)
Stayed inside his bunker, just to pass the time.
So frozen with fear, yet Bush is denying
He ran away from danger, while folks in New York were dying...
(Chorus:)
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
(instrumental break)
Things never were too easy under W.
He's a real right wing sleaze bag, who don't know what to do.
Now he looks so unhappy, 'cause he still looks like a fool...
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
Oh, no...
(instrumental break)
See how he's flubbed again, that W.
He can't get his sh*t together, don't you feel that, too?
We'll be glad to vote out this cad, who's the Crowned Dunce Dubya...
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
Oh, no...
Came too late...
Came too late...
Stayed inside his bunker, just to pass the time.
So frozen with fear, yet Bush is denying
He ran away from danger, while folks in New York were dying...
(Chorus:)
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
(instrumental break)
Things never were too easy under W.
He's a real right wing sleaze bag, who don't know what to do.
Now he looks so unhappy, 'cause he still looks like a fool...
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
Oh, no...
(instrumental break)
See how he's flubbed again, that W.
He can't get his sh*t together, don't you feel that, too?
We'll be glad to vote out this cad, who's the Crowned Dunce Dubya...
He came too late, Dubya came too late.
Did he really cry, or just fake it?
Many have died; he lied, and he just
Hides while other take it.
Oh, no...
Came too late...
Came too late...
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