Song Parodies -> Jesse's World
| Original Song Title: | "Jesse's Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Rick Springfield |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jesse's World" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Written in 1999, about Senator Jesse Helms
Jesse's in the Senate
Represents a warp in our time
To him nothing's changed
But his party's in decline
Jesse rules over his world
'Cause his party has no spine
And he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Let's say so long to his charade
The next election is the season to change
You know the Grand Old Party just fell apart booting Newt
Let's kick Helms off his committee, when we give them all the boot
'Cause he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Without his power, his world goes splat
And he's lookin' even weirder all the time
Blundering and refusing to see
That more guns aren't a good way to fight crime
Ain't that the way nuts are supposed to be?
(instrumental break)
You know, without his power, his world goes splat
(instrumental riff)
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Run Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Ruin Jesse's world,
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Ruin Jesse's world
Represents a warp in our time
To him nothing's changed
But his party's in decline
Jesse rules over his world
'Cause his party has no spine
And he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Let's say so long to his charade
The next election is the season to change
You know the Grand Old Party just fell apart booting Newt
Let's kick Helms off his committee, when we give them all the boot
'Cause he's botching things so unwise
He's a chairman now, but his party could just blow it
And he's holding up treaties for arms just for the Right
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Without his power, his world goes splat
And he's lookin' even weirder all the time
Blundering and refusing to see
That more guns aren't a good way to fight crime
Ain't that the way nuts are supposed to be?
(instrumental break)
You know, without his power, his world goes splat
(instrumental riff)
You know, we wish to ruin Jesse's world
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Run Jesse's world
Without his power, his world goes splat
Ruin Jesse's world,
We wish to ruin Jesse's world
Ruin Jesse's world
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