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Song Parodies -> "Limbaugh's Pill Tower"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Will Power"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Limbaugh's Pill Tower"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Right wing radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh finds himself under prosecution in Florida for illegally procuring thousands of prescription painkiller pills such as OxyContin and other dope. (*E.I.B. = Rush's Limbaugh's self-described boast, "Excellence In Broadcasting.")
(instrumental intro)

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

And so we'll taunt *E.I.B., 'cause Rush's maid
Had bought him drugs to ease his mind.
One thing you can be sure of:
He's unprepared for "jail love."
And you can bet he won't do time.

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

Rush Limbaugh tries to sell you... his "facts of life."
He lies so much, with cash to burn.
Rush used to gladly preach, too:
"Druggies are bums; cops beat you."
He's in the oven, and may burn...

Limbaugh's pill tower:
Found out, but never... stops hypocrisy, and
He's sour; his part in his drug mess:
Endless sleaze.

(repeat chorus and fade)

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