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Song Parodies -> "One Battle, Two Battles"
Original Song Title:
"One Paddle, Two Paddle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Don Ho
Parody Song Title:
"One Battle, Two Battles"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Sandra Day O'Connor has recently announced her retirement from the United States Supreme Court, triggering a frenzy of political activity seeking to influence pResident Bush's nomination to fill her vacancy. Also looming is a future replacement for ailing Chief Supremo William Rhenquist
(instrumental intro)
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Sandra Day O'Connor... will retire
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Right wing wants more powers,
Still more powers; to force the way things go.
Supreme Court appointments... will last a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Rhenquist may retire... soon retire...
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass.... their litmus test.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Sandra Day O'Connor... will retire
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Right wing wants more powers,
Still more powers; to force the way things go.
Supreme Court appointments... will last a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left
Future judges all must pass... their litmus test.
Rhenquist may retire... soon retire...
From the Supreme Court.
Bush will pick a new judge... to serve a lifetime.
Right Wing now says, "It's war!"
For it's
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
Forces on the Right... hate those on the Left.
Future judges all must pass.... their litmus test.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
One battle, two battles...
See battles... for the Supreme Court.
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