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Song Parodies -> "Faked Guard Duty"

Original Song Title:

"Shake Your Booty"

Original Performer:

K.C. & The Sunshine Band

Parody Song Title:

"Faked Guard Duty"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

After his father's big wig friends got Dubya a coveted slot in the "Champagne Unit" of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War, Dubya went AWOL during 1972-73 and still refuses to explain why there are no records or reliable eye witnesses proving he served his national guard duty in Alabama
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Bush and buddies... fight Vietnam War? Fat chance!
Lies, press revealing... Dubya tries to dance.
Faked, faked, faked... faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty... faked Guard duty.

Bush is panned... Lies he'll sell... Give him hell.
Don't let Bush... rule the world... it's time he fell.

Bush faked, faked, faked... faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty... faked Guard duty.
Bush faked, faked, faked... faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty... faked Guard duty.

Faked, faked... faked, faked...
Bush faked, faked... faked, faked...

Bush faked, faked, faked... faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty... faked Guard duty.
Bush faked, faked, faked... faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty... faked Guard duty.

Bush faked, faked... faked, faked...
Faked Guard duty, chickenhawk appealing.
Faked, faked... faked, faked...
Faked his duty, don't give him any chance.

Faked, faked... faked, faked...
Faked Guard duty; Bush said "Screw it! Screw it!"
Faked, faked, faked, faked.
Faked Guard duty; vote for Kerry now.

Faked, faked...faked, faked...
Faked Guard duty, Dubya.
Faked, faked, faked, faked...
Faked his duty; forget Bush's bluster.

Faked, faked, come on, you fake, fake... come on.
Guard duty... faked his duty, uh-huh...

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