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Song Parodies -> "A Dunce Now Rules America"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"A Dunce Now Rules America"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

instrumental intro)

Czar... things unraveling, czar.
White House home... connections took Bush far.
Sees... just what he wants to see.
Those with the most... helped by Bush's team.

War time gloats and bomber planes...
A dunce now rules America.
Corporate crooks are back again...
A dunce nows rules America.

Home... where Bush threw our rights away.
In Iraq, our troops fight today.
Bush just lies up a storm...
Bush just lies up a storm.

Home... TV news is a big disgrace.
We're misled, told to keep our place.
Freedom's light losing form...
Freedom's light losing form...

(instrumental break)

It's now known around the world:
A dunce now rules America.
Hides behind our flag unfurled:
A dunce now rules America.

Right wing dreams this faker's dared.
A dunce now rules America.
Right wing dreams so well have fared.
A dunce now rules America.

He'll pay!
He'll pay!
He'll pay!
He'll pay!
He'll pay!

Our country used to be (he'll pay)...
A land of liberty (he'll pay)...
Now it's right wing (he'll pay)...
Now it's right wing (he'll pay!)

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