-> "Shrub's Dumb As A Rock"
Original Song Title:
"Loves Me Like A Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shrub's Dumb As A Rock"
The Lyrics
When he was a little boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
And his Daddy would call his name (when Shrub was just a boy)
He'd say, "Now, W. - do better at your schooling (when Shrub was just a boy)
Was a sadist as a boy (when Shrub was just a boy)
Shrub and looneys of the Right conspire
Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.
He seized the throne, but has no plan (throne, but had no plan)
Bush the Devil played his war game (throne, but had no plan)
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one he's fooling. (throne, but had no plan)
He's the world's most hated man (throne, but had no plan)
Starting wars for "world security"
Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.
Bush the Dunce as pResident (dunce is president)
Lowest in history is his name (dunce is president)
His right wing voodoo... voodoo, no one's he's fooling (dunce is president)
Office of President, he'd steal
Does he look Presidential? No, he's dumb
Bush and his thug team - his thug team
Set up theocracy that thugs dream
Though the Shrub's dumb as a rock.
We mock him as the "blockhead sage" - we loathe him.
We loathe him, loathe him, loathe him, loathe him.
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
Shrub's dumb as a rock, Bush Baby...
Shrub's dumb as a rock...
(repeat final refrain and fade)
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