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Song Parodies -> "Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Starr Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Written in 1999, about frustrated Special Persecutor Ken Starr
Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, then he'll cry

He can't get no... He can't get no...
So what's drivin' Kenneth Starr, and Rush Limbaugh on the radio?
They're collecting more and more, but it's useless information
Have they got no imagination?

They can't get no... Oh, no, no, no...
Hey, hey, hey!
Send him away!

Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, then he'll cry

He can't get no... He can't get no...
Ken Starr goes on the TV - this man will try to tell me
How bad Bill Clinton can be
But Starr's "evidence" is a great big joke
It's lame and it's plain to see

Starr can't get no... Oh, no, no, no...
Hey, hey, hey!
Send him away!

Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Starr can't get no... satisfaction
Though he'll try, and he'll pry, and he'll sigh, and he'll cry
He can't get no... He can't get no...

Well, Starr's hiding from the world
'Cause he losin' cases and fallin' flat
And he tried to make some women help him
"Lady, I need you - my case is weak!"
'Cause you see Starr's on a losing streak

He can't get no... Oh, no, no, no...
Hey, hey, hey!
Send him away!

Starr can't get no... He can't get no...
Starr can't get no satisfaction, no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction

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