Song Parodies -> Lay, Kenny Lay
| Original Song Title: | "Lay Lady Lay" |
| Original Performer: | Bob Dylan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lay, Kenny Lay" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Major Bush donor Enron CEO Kenneth Lay was dubbed "Kenny Boy" by his pal, Dubya
(instrumental intro)
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Enron imploded, workers... cheated blind.
Now they're investigating... and the Bushies whined.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
Ex-employees think you're vile.
You take and do not pay.
Massive fraud is just your style.
His means were dirty, and his... his hands aren't clean.
He helped make Bush king through ways... so obscene.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
Ex-employees think you're vile.
Why wait any longer for your trial to begin?
Bush was on your take to aid his coup.
Why wait any longer to bring down the Shrub?
We're demanding... justice, too.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
You're now in the Right Wing's woodshed.
Bush will not see you now, 'cause... you're a blight.
Bush will not reach for you, though... you're both tight.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
You're now in the Right Wing's woodshed.
(fade)
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Enron imploded, workers... cheated blind.
Now they're investigating... and the Bushies whined.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
Ex-employees think you're vile.
You take and do not pay.
Massive fraud is just your style.
His means were dirty, and his... his hands aren't clean.
He helped make Bush king through ways... so obscene.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
Ex-employees think you're vile.
Why wait any longer for your trial to begin?
Bush was on your take to aid his coup.
Why wait any longer to bring down the Shrub?
We're demanding... justice, too.
Lay, Kenny Lay...
Enron's boss sure got ahead.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
You're now in the Right Wing's woodshed.
Bush will not see you now, 'cause... you're a blight.
Bush will not reach for you, though... you're both tight.
Hey, Kenny Lay...
You're now in the Right Wing's woodshed.
(fade)
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