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Song Parodies -> "I'll Get Iraq Torn Apart"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Get Iraq Torn Apart"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by Warmonger Shrub:
(instrumental intro)

Oil I'll be stealing - I am dead serious, world.
War, I will foment; bombs at Saddam will be hurled.
Don't call me a crazy, or I will explode.
No one will doubt me, plainly, you've got to know...
You've got to know...

I'm pissed off! My burdens are so heavy.
I'm pissed off! My dreams ain't gone far.
All that scandal hits me, Saddam then outwits me.
I'll get Iraq all torn, I'll get Iraq torn apart!

(brief instrumental break)

My polls are falling, sets off alarms on the Right.
My ship is unsteady, that's why I'm itching to fight.
My war's a distraction, don't need to explain.
That's what I'm bettin' with Iraq's regime change,
Iraq's regime change...

I'm pissed off! My burdens are so heavy.
I'm pissed off! My dreams ain't gone far.
All that scandal hits me, Saddam then outwits me.
I'll get Iraq all torn, I'll get Iraq torn apart!

(instrumental break)

It's not greed; I'm bitter - any son would.
What I'm gonna do is slay Saddam; Dad wishes he could.

I'm pissed off! My burdens are so heavy.
I'm pissed off! My dreams ain't gone far.
All that scandal hits me, Saddam then outwits me.
I'll get Iraq all torn, I'll get Iraq torn apart!

(repeat chorus and fade)

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