-> "Canned Nomination"
Original Song Title:
"Anticipation"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Canned Nomination"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Bolton's critics thought of him as brazen scum;
But he thinks he'll shout them all away.
His past blunders hit him; really had a cow.
Post he's chasing after, now D.O.A.
Canned nomination...
Canned nomina-a-tion...
John Bolton's mistake:
This creep kept bera-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
Lies he'd sell you; how sleazy he is, like W.
That's how right wing smarm shields Shrub's nominee.
Had only cursory words for his spotlight.
What was he thinking about? How light his fight might be?
Canned nomination...
Canned nomina-a-tion...
John Bolton's mistakes...
This creep kept bera-a-a-a-a-a-ting.
And tomorrow, his fight may not be weathered.
He can't stop it; his votes going away.
So he'll try to keep on telling lies right now.
It's now quite clear: he's...
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
Bizarre, and right-wing crazed.
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