Song Parodies -> Dole Man
| Original Song Title: | "Soul Man" |
| Original Performer: | Sam & Dave |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dole Man" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Written in 1996, before his stint as Viagra spokesman, when Senator Bob Dole (R-KS) ran as the Republican challenger against incumbent President Bill Clinton, lost handily, and then retired from the Senate. Bob Dole was known throughout his political career for his sharp tongue, making him an ideal hatchet man against political opponents. As sung by a Dole supporter:
Coming to you
On a muddy road
Insults
I got a truck load
And when you get 'em
Give back some
So don't you worry
'Cause Bob's running
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
Got where he got
The easy way
And he gets richer
Each and every day
And he hates Bill
From Little Rock
And when he starts
He can't stop
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
Just go to vote
And he'll get in
You got no hope
The Congress is Republican
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental break)
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
On a muddy road
Insults
I got a truck load
And when you get 'em
Give back some
So don't you worry
'Cause Bob's running
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
Got where he got
The easy way
And he gets richer
Each and every day
And he hates Bill
From Little Rock
And when he starts
He can't stop
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
Just go to vote
And he'll get in
You got no hope
The Congress is Republican
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(instrumental break)
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
I'm a Dole man
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