Song Parodies -> What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)

Original Song Title:

"What A Fool Believes"

Original Performer:

The Doobie Brothers

  
Parody Song Title:

"What This Fool Believes (Florio's Folly)"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

It's time to answer back Michael Florio.
A monumental fool is he.
Trying hard, but can't debate
On the 'Net; he's no debater.
Dunce isn't nice.
He blusters a while.
I watch his logic fail.
Never really coming near what he wanted to say.
He doesn't realize,
That Bush is really dumb.

He... pursues hate on this site.
He... flamed me first; failed thrice.
'Cause his rhymes suck; writes bad analogies.
Anybody else would surely know.
He is a Bush "ho."

What this fool believes, that he's...
The Wise Guy of the Hour.
Puts reason away.
He screams at me...
And just says pretty much nothing.
Yes, nothing at all...
Distending him...

Getting back at Mike Florio...
If you don't believe there is hate on this site...
Someday, right here... he will return.

He... pursues hate on this site.
He... flamed me first, failed thrice.
'Cause his rhymes suck; writes bad analogies.
Anybody else would surely know.
He is a Bush "ho."

What this fool believes, that he's...
The Wise Guy of the Hour.
Puts reason away.
He screams at me...
And just says pretty much nothing.
Yes, nothing at all...
What this fool believes...
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