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Song Parodies -> "Read My Pet Goat"

Original Song Title:

"A White Sport Coat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"Read My Pet Goat"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As Michael Moore's documentary "Fahrenheit 911" showed,
dumbfounded Bush remained for 7 long minutes in a Florida
classroom on 9/11/01 and continued to read a children's book,
"My Pet Goat" after being informed by Andrew Card, who
whispered in his ear that the World Trade Towers had been
attacked.
(instrumental intro)

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Bush messed up, was in a trance.
Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Acting alone, took no chance.

We haven't too long to go;
To the polls, to end his show.
He's deranged of mind, it seems;
Fooled himself and sold war dreams.

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Hides from the truth, he's screwed.
Bush messed up, was in a trance.
Acting alone, took no chance.

We haven't too long to go;
To the polls, to end his show.
He's deranged of mind, it seems;
Fooled himself and sold war dreams.

Read "My Pet Goat," with no quick summation.
Hides from the truth, he's screwed.

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