Song Parodies -> I Don't Remember
| Original Song Title: | "Try To Remember" |
| Original Performer: | The Kingston Trio |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Don't Remember" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Satire about what the willfully forgetful Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez dare not utter, after he was grilled by Congress over the political firings of eight U.S. Attorneys who were deemed "not loyal enough" to the Bush administration. [USA's = U.S. Attorneys] As sung in dress rehearsal by Abu Gonzo to his coach, Karl Rove:
(instrumental intro)
I don't remember I tried to dismember the Bill of Rights, to help Dear Leader.
I don't remember I tried to dismember Geneva rights, the terrorist breeder.
I don't remember I fired eight U.S. Attorneys, who refused to stop vote cheaters.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?
I don't remember resignations tendered from USA's who were disloyal.
I don't remember the plots Rove engendered; who dreamed of votes that he could spoil.
I don't remember nor will I surrender; for I'll protect Bush, and keep him royal.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?
I don't remember if Federalist members were pushed for posts after the purging.
I don't remember if still-burning embers of scandals past, are re-emerging.
I don't remember what fell last November, some prosecutors axed through Rove's urging.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow, follow, follow?
I don't remember I tried to dismember the Bill of Rights, to help Dear Leader.
I don't remember I tried to dismember Geneva rights, the terrorist breeder.
I don't remember I fired eight U.S. Attorneys, who refused to stop vote cheaters.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?
I don't remember resignations tendered from USA's who were disloyal.
I don't remember the plots Rove engendered; who dreamed of votes that he could spoil.
I don't remember nor will I surrender; for I'll protect Bush, and keep him royal.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow?
I don't remember if Federalist members were pushed for posts after the purging.
I don't remember if still-burning embers of scandals past, are re-emerging.
I don't remember what fell last November, some prosecutors axed through Rove's urging.
I don't remember, no, I don't remember... you follow? Follow, follow, follow?
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