Song Parodies -> Enron
| Original Song Title: | "Downtown" |
| Original Performer: | Petula Clark |
| Parody Song Title: | "Enron" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
(instrumental intro)
Ken Lay cashed out, as did executives only,
Workers took the blow - Enron.
Spins in a hurry; all Bush Boy does is worry.
Makes him yelp: "Oh no! Enron!"
Bush cronies are recusing;
Their denials aren't too witty.
Listen to their snide talk,
As they shower Lay with pity.
It's just a ruse...
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... now Enrongate is here,
Enron... on Bush's face, see fear,
Enron... waiting to eat W.
(Sung during instrumental break:)
(Enron... Enron... Enron... Enron...)
Enron hit ground, now all their problems astound you.
Their corruptions shows - Enron.
Financial hole - make them replace what they stole.
Despair and dreams foreclosed - Enron.
These crooks should rot in prison,
But instead, they're glossing over.
They're just "enhancing revenue."
No oversight makeover.
Scandals again...
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... no legal oversight.
Enron... past payoffs to the Right.
Enron... there's gonna be a fight now.
(instrumental break)
With corporate crime, no one does time,
And that's really a scandal.
The donors coo, "Hey W, we like pulling your handle...
We can't go wrong..."
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... Enron is now done for.
Enron... right wing is getting sore.
Enron... waiting to eat W.
Enron... Enron... Enron... Enron...
(instrumental fade)
Ken Lay cashed out, as did executives only,
Workers took the blow - Enron.
Spins in a hurry; all Bush Boy does is worry.
Makes him yelp: "Oh no! Enron!"
Bush cronies are recusing;
Their denials aren't too witty.
Listen to their snide talk,
As they shower Lay with pity.
It's just a ruse...
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... now Enrongate is here,
Enron... on Bush's face, see fear,
Enron... waiting to eat W.
(Sung during instrumental break:)
(Enron... Enron... Enron... Enron...)
Enron hit ground, now all their problems astound you.
Their corruptions shows - Enron.
Financial hole - make them replace what they stole.
Despair and dreams foreclosed - Enron.
These crooks should rot in prison,
But instead, they're glossing over.
They're just "enhancing revenue."
No oversight makeover.
Scandals again...
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... no legal oversight.
Enron... past payoffs to the Right.
Enron... there's gonna be a fight now.
(instrumental break)
With corporate crime, no one does time,
And that's really a scandal.
The donors coo, "Hey W, we like pulling your handle...
We can't go wrong..."
The Right is much frightened there.
They're in a world of trouble,
Just like Enron's shares,
Which sunk Enron... Enron is now done for.
Enron... right wing is getting sore.
Enron... waiting to eat W.
Enron... Enron... Enron... Enron...
(instrumental fade)
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