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Song Parodies -> "Scary Ann"

Original Song Title:

"Carrie Anne"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Ann"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Dedicated to right wing crackpot Ann Coulter
(instrumental intro)

She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...

Coulter is a fool who blames all liberals.
Displayed her vanity, such frayed insanity.
When dismayed, makes much more noise by reflex.
What's the attraction in what she's spewing?

Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.
Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.

She's in love with Dumb King G. Dub-ya B.
Right wing dependent, overbearing.
Watched with alarm, Hillary's upstaging,
While Coulter's book sales' disappearing.

Hey, Scary Ann,
\Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.
Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.

A shrill... shrill right wing bimbo is she...
(Shrill right wing bimbo is she...)
Shrill, shrill right wing bimbo is she...
(Shrill right wing bimbo is she...)

(instrumental break)

Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.
Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.

Primitive, she'll burn,
And she's still burning.
She speaks her mind, but we see a creature;
More or less an ogre, who's so pithy.
Wants to hear her right wing people braying.

Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.
Hey, Scary Ann,
Who's to blame now?
The liberals, she'll say.

She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...
She's Scary A-a-a-ann...

(repeat refrain and fade)

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