Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "They're Crappy Together"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"They're Crappy Together"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Cheney and W., these two
Both think if we don't stay and fight
Those on the Right,
Big Business can just run amok.
Dick and Bush Lite:
So crappy together.

They have both fu**ed up.
They're in a bind.
While on their watch,
More sleaze and scandals we still find.
World.com and Enron bankruptcy,
And corporate crime.
So crappy together.

Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
Such a dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.

Loathe these two, such lunacy.
We have to vote them out and end plutocracy.
Before these fascist fools can end democracy.
So crappy together.

Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
Such a dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.
Shrub is sleazy and an unqualified boob;
Such a dull knife.
Leans on Cheney; tells us big lies,
Wants to do just what he likes.

Loathe these two, such lunacy.
We have to vote them out and end plutocracy.
Before these fascist fools can end democracy.
So crappy together.
Bush, on Cheney's tether....
So crappy together...
Shrub's brain, full of feathers...
So crappy together...
So crappy together...
So crappy together...
So crappy together.

Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.
Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.

Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.
Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.

Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.
Duh-buh, Duh-buh-ya,
We hate Dubya Bush, and Big Time Dick.

(repeat last verse and fade)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 36

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 9
 8
 
 2   1
 0
 1
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 2
 
 5   26
 26
 25
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theturtles0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 806