(instrumental intro)

Back when he was a young man, he thought he'd never be (King Shrub)
Now the right wing swine have made Bush Boy "king" (King Shrub).
To serve as his flunky... (King Shrub)
Must be a ditto monkey.
(Lord of the Colonia, bad air, and pneumonia: King Shrub)

If folks had known the crimes of Bush, they'd see him. (King Shrub)
As a crook who took their money, to build a colosseum. (King Shrub)
Drunkard and a junkie... (King Shrub)
Smirking like a monkey.
(Lord of the Colonia, bad air, and pneumonia: King Shrub)

Dittos love his style,
We just think he's vile. (Cheating Shrub)
His cheating made him smile. (Smirking Shrub)
He lived his life for "boorism."

His mind is idle.
He's a West Texan!
We're telling you...
That when he lies... just call him, and he'll flub.
So dumb, that just the numeral of "1" confuses Shrub. (King Shrub)
George Bush's son, the dummy. (King Shrub)
Right wing is so chummy.

(Lord of the Colonia, bad air, and pneumonia: King Shrub)
Lord of the Colonia, and this con man wants to own ya! (King Shrub)