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Song Parodies -> "John Ashcroft Don't Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Your Mama Don't Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Loggins & Messina

Parody Song Title:

"John Ashcroft Don't Dance"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
We know Bush stole the crown,
Now he nominates this clown
To save your soul
From rock and roll.

We heard Bush say:
"Gonna nominate Republicans."
'Cause of right wing hate,
They think they're the "true Americans."
Through mean verbal abuse,
Ashcroft now is in a noose.
Don't let him win.
Let's sing it again...

And we know, because...

John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
We know Bush stole the crown,
Now he nominates this clown
To save your soul
From rock and roll.

(instrumental break)

So full of bull, the right wing
They want to pop the cork.
Too early to drink champagne;
John Ashcroft could be Borked.
Just look at Ashcroft's record;
You see it's full of sleaze.
We'll hear the right wing cry:
"Just let him by, and lower the bar! Unfair!"
Oh, please! He's moral police!
The right wing will fleece!

And we know, because....

John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
John Ashcroft don't dance
And he really don't rock and roll.
We know Bush stole the crown,
Now he nominates this clown
To save your soul
From rock and roll.

To save your soul
From rock and roll.
To save your soul
From rock and roll.

(instrumental ending)

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