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Song Parodies -> "Help Republicans Fail"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Help Republicans Fail"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

They got set back, they were bound to fail
When Newt lost his Speakership
They bashed Bill Clinton just for sport
With help from Linda Tripp

But fate wasn't kind to Republicans
Their Gipper was no cure
Their past insured they'd fail today
What they need is a Fuhrer
They just need a Fuhrer

Their rhetoric is sounding tough
The NRA's their boss
They don't have the courage to know what to do
To stop another loss
To stop another loss

They failed many times before
With men like Dole, Kemp, Bush and Quayle
Can't win again
'Cause Gipper stood
For millionaires like Mellon Scaife
They'll move too far
To the right, they can't understand
Why Republicans fail

Republican glory has passed away
They fear they will lose this time
They're going to make a mess of things
Throwing lots of slime

The big states and the issues, too
Will be a real test
For George Bush, he's so full of bull
But his party thinks he's best

They drone, "The right wing voters are
The keys to victory"
Republicans will do so
They're simians mentally

Rejoice with us the weakness of
The party of Dan Quayle
Election Day's not far away
Help Republicans fail!

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