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Song Parodies -> "Shrub's Not A Sheriff"

Original Song Title:

"I Shot The Sheriff"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Shrub's Not A Sheriff"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?
Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?

Planes inbound brought targets down;
Bush acted like a clown.
He said, "Let's get bin Laden; he's guilty."
Thousands killed without regret (can't see).
Thousands killed without regret (can't see).
Bush slays...

Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?
Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?

Dubya Bush is too crazed to see...
Just what he doesn't know.
Every time press reports misdeeds,
Rove said, "Kill it before it shows."
Rove said, "Kill it before it shows."
He'll pay...

Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?
Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?

"Freedom in Iraq," Shrub's way,
Comes from bombs dropping down.
Where's bin Laden? Don't ask "Sheriff" George Clown;
Claiming his loot and crown.
Bush's plot: to hock his crown.
He'll pay...

Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?
Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?

PATRIOT Act has made us less free.
Vote out G. Dubya B.
Election Day, this f**k-up's going to hell.
Yes, that day, his bottom will drop out.
Yes, he'll pay...

Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?
Shrub's not a sheriff... let bin Laden walk; inept, you see?

(repeat refrain and fade)

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