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Song Parodies -> "Don't Mask His Lie"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Ask Me Why"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Mask His Lie"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

All the pundits at the great debate
Heed Bush fables - can't they think? See...
Bush on television every day
He's a skunk, and he does stink
Bush won't give answers
See how he dances
Don't mask his lie

All his life, Bush never stood in line
He's grandstanding 'bout his feats, ohhh....
Hears the voices that make up his mind
Tax cuts for the rich who cheat
Bush won't give answers
See how he dances
Don't mask his lie

We all say that Bush's heart is cold, and he'll deceive
We must hold the Shrub's feet to the fire
Look at all the victims of his policies and sleaze
Don't be his next victim - he's a liar... liar...

Sycophants in the press corps all sell:
"Bush is not close to defeat." All...
These fools for Bush Baby fall for his spell
He's a danger we must beat
He is no savior
He has no answers
Don't mask his lie

Election Day, don't vote for Poppy's child
Don't let his boasts go his way, but...
Texas kills prisoners all the while
Bush goes on TV to say:
"I have the answers."
Don't take no chances
Don't mask his lie...
Don't mask his lie

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