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She calls all liberals "monsters."
That's Ann Coulter, making headlines.
Telebimbo who is so vile.
She is the Queen of Slime.
Attacking swarthy brothers;
She doesn't want them around.
Defends stupid Bush, the Dim Son.
Hate from her does abound.

Smoke... from Ms. Coulter.
A liar blowing lies.
Smoke... from Ms Coulter...

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She shills for the Bush White House.
So high-strung, she gets unwound.
Debunk this fraud, who's running at the mouth,
And so shrill is her sound.

Unplug her mouth motor,
And put this "pundit" in her place.
And this time, don't let her out.
She acts like she's the "master race."

Smoke... from Ms. Coulter.
A liar blowing lies.
Smoke... from Ms Coulter...

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She could end up in her branch of Hell;
It can't be too cold down there!
She wrote her columns so right wing and so snide.
Overdose of hot air.

No civil rights - Coulter wants the feds
To "stop the terror threat."
No matter how she aims, she will miss.
The joke... of the Internet...

Smoke... from Ms. Coulter.
A liar blowing lies.
Smoke... from Ms Coulter...

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