Song Parodies -> War Now, Forever
| Original Song Title: | "It's Now Or Never" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "War Now, Forever" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Satire of the Bush Doctine of endless war
(instrumental intro)
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
War's major virtue
For this stupid pretender:
Oil fields get captured,
If Iraq surrenders.
Shrub, all his lifetime,
Clung to his Daddy's lifeline.
Consumed by fear,
He'll flop like Dad, at last.
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
Bush war hawks bellow:
"War machine is in motion.
Control is what we love.
Bush needs our devotion.
Loose lips need tightening;
Ashcroft strikes like lightning.
At war again;
We're gonna get our way."
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
War now, forever.
With no debate.
War now, forever.
With no debate.
War now, forever...
With no debate!
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
War's major virtue
For this stupid pretender:
Oil fields get captured,
If Iraq surrenders.
Shrub, all his lifetime,
Clung to his Daddy's lifeline.
Consumed by fear,
He'll flop like Dad, at last.
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
Bush war hawks bellow:
"War machine is in motion.
Control is what we love.
Bush needs our devotion.
Loose lips need tightening;
Ashcroft strikes like lightning.
At war again;
We're gonna get our way."
War now, forever.
Bush wants to fight.
He's Big Oil's darling,
To their delight.
To follow, with no debate.
War now, forever...
Bush just won't wait.
War now, forever.
With no debate.
War now, forever.
With no debate.
War now, forever...
With no debate!
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